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A non-essential job.
Non-essential forms of entertainment were made by artists.
Artists by Straits Times June 14, 2020

Artists' Lung 

1. Like black lung or white lung except not. More fruity even.

2. Aquired after gratuitous inhalation of pastel dust one very lonely Saturday morning. Side effects include sneezing in technocolored prismatic.
Me: Doctor, am I dying?
Doc: No, but you have an acute case of Artists' lung. Your RESPIRATORY system has been gayed up with rainbow and you may experience coughing and sneezing. The latter may be tainted with magic.

artists aggression

when an artist messes up on a piece of art and can not find any possible way in fixing. And in trying to fix it makeing it worse. Leading to usually a broken canvas in the trash.
That artists aggression has led to several broken canvases.
artists aggression by WinnieThePooh December 29, 2014

artists insight

dan: ayo bet i can beat this foig up.

alex: yo bro you cant even fight just shut up i got artists insight that you're just gonna get fucked up bro.
artists insight by bigboy0269 February 11, 2012

artists butt 

What artists get because all we do is friggin sit
Sam-Dude, I just picked up a case of artists butt
Charlie-Yes, I hear all of the best artists get it, you must be doing something right.
artists butt by Gignuetron74 May 19, 2018

artists tongue 

The face you make when you’re concentrating so hard on your drawing/art that your tongue peeks out of the corner of your mouth.
Guy 1: “The other day I was drawing and I got so into it I didn’t notice my Artists Tongue showing! I was so embarrassed!”