seamer

A mad ass person who has extensive knowledge of the kama sutra and all of its positions and will have experience of it possibly in the near future.

you would you know so you are clearly a seamer

seamer by Callum282 April 21, 2008

Seamer

Seamer refers to a person who listens to the band called "seam".

"I am a seamer, I love their music so much"

Seamer by FellowSeamer August 23, 2022

two-seamer 

A two-seam fastball. A pitch thrown with high velocity like a regular fastball, but typically with more movement, often downwards like a sinker. Named after the positions of the pitcher's index and middle fingers, which are held along the baseball's two seams where they are closest together.

"Jeff Samardzija and Doug Fister throw some of the best two-seamers in the game. Samardzija throws them faster, but Fister gets more ground-ball outs."
"Why are you telling me this?"
"Well, I thought maybe you'd be interested, since you're looking it up Urban Dictionary."
"No."
"OK."

two-seamer by pandaKrusher April 8, 2015

thumb-under, two-seamer 

When you jam your thumb up a ladies poop hole then split her vaginal lips with your index and middle fingers and throw her to the bed.

Okay Rocco after take her ass to pound town get, her in a thumb-under, two-seamer and toss her to the bed.

thumb-under, two-seamer by Okay Rocco January 9, 2014

2 seamer 

Another word for finger

Bill " did you fuck her?"
John " nah I just threw her the 2 seamer"

2 seamer by Mole49850 September 14, 2016

scamera 

portmanteau of scam and camera, a term used to describe traffic cameras, speed cameras, red light cameras. which are all about making money not safety

Since the red light scamera was installed they shortened the duration of the yellow light to boost revenue now there are a lot more accidents.

scamera by Just_sayin' July 4, 2021

Two-seater

A person, usually female, with an arse so enormous it takes up two seats on a bus or other public transport. The sight of this apparition Is so remarkable that owner ceases to be a person and become just a mobile arse. The next stage usually results in the disbelieving mind asking a number of questions such as “Is it an elephant in disguise?” “How did it get into those jeans?” “Does it have its own Facebook page?” “Are the seats going to collapse?” This is usually followed by wondering “If it escaped would it attack people and ravage the countryside?” This in turn is followed by the heartfelt prayer, “Please don’t let it fart!”

I was on the bus yesterday and this enormous arse got on, talk about a two-seater, if there’d been a third seat it would have had that as well.

Two-seater by AKACroatalin May 16, 2015