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To be pro at everything at a higher level than daristaul, warning: this may generate such massive levels of jealousy that suicide is most likely to occur.
Dam, your so seaver at that game, O SHIT did that guy just kill himself?
by Bloodfury November 18, 2009
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When female pubic hair reaches the length and look of Kirk Cameron's hair, when he portrayed Michael Seaver in the hit TV series Growing Pains.
Although Suzy's pubes looked good, she knew it was time to trim her Seaver.
by Bad News Bond July 24, 2016
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Any kind of person who bullsits about everything he says thinking everything he says evreyone would believe.
A seaver: lolz did you know i am related to shrek and my dad is a ninja and also my mom is a unicorn?
NORMAL KID: FUCK OFF DUMBSHIT! You think anyone believes you? *SPOOKA PUNCHES THE BITCH*
by the afrocolypse November 10, 2010
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A cute boy that can surprise you
Omg....my bf got me flowers for my bday,he's such a Seaver
by PillowFace101 March 29, 2016
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(noun) A person whose dick is so small because 3/4 of his penis is shoved into his personality.

(verb) "Seavered" Being creeped on by a person whose intention is to get laid.
"He is SUCH a Seaver!"

"Be careful at the frat party tonight, don't get Seavered!
by @@@victum#4004 November 22, 2013
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