Someone fixated on pirate/sailor culture, tall ships, and anything else involving wood, rope, cloth, and a large body of (preferably salty) water. Spends their evenings practicing their pirate impression at the expense of their neighbors and owns at least two model ships. Likely takes how vessels are referred to as "she" to an extreme.
"See that guy over there showing people pictures of tall ships and rating them by how fuckable they look? Total Seaboo."
by JackCanty February 17, 2022
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WARNING:
Women (or men) with heart conditions should not stare directly at Sebooty for more than five seconds.
Make sure you have a paper bag for hyperventilating when watching Sebooty.
Be prepared for potential mental breakdown as you gaze at Sebooty.
Crying, Nosebleeds and lady boners are common symptoms of Sebooty.
And ALWAYS appreciate Sebooty, even if it's better than yours, ladies and gentlemen.
WARNING:
Women (or men) with heart conditions should not stare directly at Sebooty for more than five seconds.
Make sure you have a paper bag for hyperventilating when watching Sebooty.
Be prepared for potential mental breakdown as you gaze at Sebooty.
Crying, Nosebleeds and lady boners are common symptoms of Sebooty.
And ALWAYS appreciate Sebooty, even if it's better than yours, ladies and gentlemen.
Exotic #1: Did you see Sebooty getting down last night?
Exotic #2: OMO YASSS! NICKI 'N IGGY BE JELLY OF THAT KOREAN BOOTY.
Exotic #2: OMO YASSS! NICKI 'N IGGY BE JELLY OF THAT KOREAN BOOTY.
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by robin_zib July 30, 2010
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"Griff was totally sexbook chatting that slampiece last night, he's probably going to receive at least some domepiece the next time they meet up"
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