seaboxing

going out of your way or clearly acting in an abnormal manner in order to gain attention from a female.

“Damn bro, Brian was seaboxing in that group chat.”

by Dwayne TR November 4, 2019

Shaboingery

Felonious levels of Tomfoolery. Often performed by a silly rascal, a goofy guy, a rambunctious little scallywag.

Did you hear? Troy got arrested for second-degree shaboingery, what a goober!

by Vertical Toast October 19, 2022

soapboxing

The act of lecturing, spouting, ranting about a particular subject to attempt to make a point or a stand. Derives from the days when people, such as ministers, actors, strikers, abolitionists, rights defenders, etc. would take a sturdy soapbox (soap came in wooden crates then), carry it to a wtreet corner, and begin preaching their point to the passerbyers.

That point of conversation led her to soapbox about the subject until she knew she made her point.

by Kate Twitchell May 6, 2004

Key Seasoning

Coke that's about to be used for a key bump

Guy 1: "Yo bro my key don't smell too good"
Guy 2: "Meet me in the bathroom I got some key seasoning, finna spice that shit up"

by Izzy.Boy October 27, 2022

shaboinga

A male penis, also known as a dick, a jimmy, a johnson, a weiner, a cock, a donkey, a dong, a monkey, and so on.

I like getting my shaboinga sucked.

by PIMP June 11, 2006

Shaboingery

Shaboing - Manipulation through jokes
Shaboinging - Act of manipulation through jokes
Shaboingery - Crime of manipulation through jokes
Shaboingee - Victim of shaboinging
Shaboinger - Assailant of shaboinging/person who commits shaboingery

the judge said, "You have been charged with the crime shaboingery."

by Snowy_Bee November 5, 2022

Seasoning

The act of pulling loose pubes from your genital/taint area and sprinkling them ever so gently on a sleeping parties face as if sprinkling garnish on a completed dish.

Kati wouldn't stop rolling around in bed, so the next night i gave her a seasoning of epic porportions.

by NasteaN8 March 10, 2010