Seabassing

When a person assumes that someone who's less than attractive (as per beauty standards) is catfishing them, therefore creating a very confusing compliment.

"George is totally seabassing me, there is no way that lovely pizza faced gremlin can be an actual person, he's so dreamy!"

by Postmortalrejection July 11, 2020

Seabass

The best nickname anyone on the planet could ever be called.

Guy 1:Hey man, did you see that cool guy?

Guy2:Yeah, he reminds me of a Seabass.

by seabassyo March 14, 2009

seabass

Nickname for someone named Sebastian.

Yo, Seabass!

My best friend is named Sebastian but we call him seabass for short.

by SebTor June 1, 2011

Seabass

Hypnotic vodka + Cactus cooler
mix

a delicious mixture of an alcoholic beverage with an old school soda favorite discovered in 2008 by a 17 year old named Sebastian who was in a garage drunk with a lot of friends.

Hey Im not as think as you drunk i am, another seabass please!

by Sebastian P. December 28, 2008

Seabass

A word commonly used to describe someone who has a crush way out of his league.

Guy 1: I like Amanda
Guy 2: But you're a 1 and shes a 10
Guy 2: You’re such a seabass

by Sebastian Cieslak July 25, 2018

seabass

a boy who likes shrek. anyone who has is name is a fucking chad. also known as an all star, he can be heavily attracted to redheads who are princesses, and loves donkeys. he has every girl attracted to him. also his best friend is probably named baylen or something

man. seabass is the real Benítez

by i like to say giggity April 27, 2022

Seabass

The miniature fuckboy that no one knows they like. he has long eyelashes and looks very attractive when on omegle except when he is from California and leigha calls him cute. loik. look loik up in the urban dictionary if you don't know the definition already. makes annoying noises.

ololololo
what was that?
ololololo
oh, don't worry, its just seabass

by bleh bleh blehh February 1, 2017