Definitions by Postmortalrejection

Bitchlips 

Male who possesses incredibly plump lips that make every female around consider lip injections.

"Holy sh*t, that skunk tank, macho bravado delivery boy has some nice bitchlips. He can motorboat my catamaran any day of the week"

Bitchlips by Postmortalrejection August 3, 2020

Seabassing 

When a person assumes that someone who's less than attractive (as per beauty standards) is catfishing them, therefore creating a very confusing compliment.

"George is totally seabassing me, there is no way that lovely pizza faced gremlin can be an actual person, he's so dreamy!"

Seabassing by Postmortalrejection July 11, 2020