Postmortalrejection's definitions

Seabassing

When a person assumes that someone who's less than attractive (as per beauty standards) is catfishing them, therefore creating a very confusing compliment.

"George is totally seabassing me, there is no way that lovely pizza faced gremlin can be an actual person, he's so dreamy!"

by Postmortalrejection July 11, 2020

Bitchlips

Male who possesses incredibly plump lips that make every female around consider lip injections.

"Holy sh*t, that skunk tank, macho bravado delivery boy has some nice bitchlips. He can motorboat my catamaran any day of the week"

by Postmortalrejection August 3, 2020