"Holy sh*t, that skunk tank, macho bravado delivery boy has some nice bitchlips. He can motorboat my catamaran any day of the week"
by Postmortalrejection August 03, 2020
When a person assumes that someone who's less than attractive (as per beauty standards) is catfishing them, therefore creating a very confusing compliment.
"George is totally seabassing me, there is no way that lovely pizza faced gremlin can be an actual person, he's so dreamy!"
by Postmortalrejection July 11, 2020