Scurtle 

Aggressively crawling, hastily crawling.

"That spider scurtled over there!"

Scurtle by Wongtong69 January 30, 2022

Scuttlebug 

Scuttlebugs are enemies in Super Mario, first seen in Super Mario 64

(User): What are the best enemies in Mario 64?
(User 2): I think its Scuttlebug.

Scuttlebug by DooDooFardLol April 26, 2021

Scuttlehead 

scut•tle•head /ˈskədlˌhed/ (see also, scuddlehead)

1. noun (pl. -s)

An ethnic or racist slur directed at or towards an undefined race or ethnicity. Insult to all, compliment to none. A potent fighting word, if you can bring yourself to be offended by it. Most common among racist taxi drivers in Portland, which isn't a home to racists.

2. adjective (-ed)

Having the qualities of a scuttlehead.

You know what the problem is, don't you? Too many damn scuttleheads!

Scuttlehead by Jeffvanderlou May 31, 2022

scuttle nut

The act of running with your pants around your ankles while masterbateing until climax, After being caught while stalking your crush.

James was caught after he tripped attempting to scuttle nut jasmine.

scuttle nut by Hightopfadeout99 May 30, 2017

snurtle 

A slow moving creature which is a cross between a snail and a turtle. Incredibly daggy and lazy, a day in the life of a snurtle typically consists of much sleeping, eating, being cheeky and minimal use of energy. Despite all of this, the snurtle is a cute and lovable creature.

In a rare outing which caught locals by surprise, the snurtle crawled along the streets of Milliville in its cool green shell.

snurtle by Gregles January 1, 2009

Spurtle 

When a college professor has a lot of spittle around the mouth, and the college professor's name is Murtle

Person 1: Bro that Science teacher has a crazy amount of spittle

Person 2: No, his name is Murtle so it's actually called Spurtle

Person 1: Really?

Person 2: Yeah, look it up

Spurtle by Ironbran September 6, 2018

Scuttle in the Mouth 

Origins found in Yorkshire saying 'coal-scuttle in the mouth', though shortened through Cumbrian slang.
Traditionally used as a reposte to an insult, equivalent to the unpleasant experience of physically trying to put a coal scuttle in your mouth.

Alternatively can be abbreviated to a simple 'Scuttle'.

"She told me I was ugly and that was a right scuttle in the mouth"

"Danny shagged my mum, what a scuttle."

Scuttle in the Mouth by vianicolodi February 26, 2010