Scurtle
"That spider scurtled over there!"
Scurtle by Wongtong69 January 30, 2022
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Scuttlehead
scut•tle•head /ˈskədlˌhed/ (see also, scuddlehead)
1. noun (pl. -s)
An ethnic or racist slur directed at or towards an undefined race or ethnicity. Insult to all, compliment to none. A potent fighting word, if you can bring yourself to be offended by it. Most common among racist taxi drivers in Portland, which isn't a home to racists.
2. adjective (-ed)
Having the qualities of a scuttlehead.
1. noun (pl. -s)
An ethnic or racist slur directed at or towards an undefined race or ethnicity. Insult to all, compliment to none. A potent fighting word, if you can bring yourself to be offended by it. Most common among racist taxi drivers in Portland, which isn't a home to racists.
2. adjective (-ed)
Having the qualities of a scuttlehead.
Scuttlehead by Jeffvanderlou May 31, 2022
scuttle nut
The act of running with your pants around your ankles while masterbateing until climax, After being caught while stalking your crush.
scuttle nut by Hightopfadeout99 May 30, 2017
snurtle
A slow moving creature which is a cross between a snail and a turtle. Incredibly daggy and lazy, a day in the life of a snurtle typically consists of much sleeping, eating, being cheeky and minimal use of energy. Despite all of this, the snurtle is a cute and lovable creature.
In a rare outing which caught locals by surprise, the snurtle crawled along the streets of Milliville in its cool green shell.
Spurtle
When a college professor has a lot of spittle around the mouth, and the college professor's name is Murtle
Person 1: Bro that Science teacher has a crazy amount of spittle
Person 2: No, his name is Murtle so it's actually called Spurtle
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: Yeah, look it up
Person 2: No, his name is Murtle so it's actually called Spurtle
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: Yeah, look it up
Scuttle in the Mouth
Origins found in Yorkshire saying 'coal-scuttle in the mouth', though shortened through Cumbrian slang.
Traditionally used as a reposte to an insult, equivalent to the unpleasant experience of physically trying to put a coal scuttle in your mouth.
Alternatively can be abbreviated to a simple 'Scuttle'.
Traditionally used as a reposte to an insult, equivalent to the unpleasant experience of physically trying to put a coal scuttle in your mouth.
Alternatively can be abbreviated to a simple 'Scuttle'.
"She told me I was ugly and that was a right scuttle in the mouth"
"Danny shagged my mum, what a scuttle."
"Danny shagged my mum, what a scuttle."
Scuttle in the Mouth by vianicolodi February 26, 2010