Scummon 

This is directed to a naive person who keeps avoiding social interactions. He's a scum and always prefers to be a common introvert which don't disrespect in any such form.

Squad: Hola! Lets party em chicks, yeah?
Arrick: I'm unable to attend as I've got online lectures. *Nervous utter*
Squad: This isn't the first or the 100th time you've been a scum and come on, if not we're over, you "Scummon"!

Scummon by Leeban November 22, 2021

save scumming

In video games: Manually saving your game over and over again (usually before important decisions/boss battles, etc.) to make sure that if you screw up later on, you can always just return to your most recent saved game.

Used in games that allow players to save whenever they want, thus making the game substantially easier because there's no real penalty for messing up, and it lets the player know what to expect ahead.

If I wasn't save scumming so much, I would've had to restart this mission a shitton of times.

save scumming by TorpedoMoo September 2, 2013

summoning the genie 

Masturbation. Can be used for either males or females, as long as the act requires rubbing with a hand.

I spent all night summoning the genie when I shoulda been working on my term paper. Now it's going to be late and I have a hand cramp!

summoning the genie by FauxFoe February 15, 2018

summon a bus 

To light a cigarette while waiting for a bus at a bus stop. Derived from the belief in murphy's/sod's law, which states that a bus (on which smoking is not permitted) will always arrive shortly after a cigarette is lit.

(Man waiting for bus): "Ill just summon the bus.."

summon a bus by oracle March 7, 2005

Summoning the monkey 

Summoning the monkey: a euphemism for masturbation.

Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.

Sam: Have you seen Liam?
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.

Summoning the monkey by Artagan000 May 3, 2021

Summoning Salt

The best speedrunning Youtuber out there. A Youtuber that is both famous and unknown.

"Have you ever heard of Summoning Salt?"

Summoning Salt by anonymous November 10, 2020

Summoning My Aeons 

1)To perform a special move in the Square game Final Fantasy X-to summon Aeons; creatures under the character Yuna's command.
2)A little known slang term for a method of female masturbation involving stimulation of the sexual organs by use of the "rumble" feature on a PS2 controller. This can be achieved through a variety of games, but most commonly Final Fantasy X, as the rumble feature is especially strong when Aeons are summoned.

Guy1-"Dude! I'm totally kicking Seymour's ass!"
Guy2-"How?"
Guy1-"I'ma summoning my Aeons!"

Jake-"Wow, May seems to be getting a lot of enjoyment out of Final Fantasy X!"
Bud-"But of course-She's summoning her Aeons!"

"Leave me alone mom, I'ma summoning mah aeons!"

Summoning My Aeons by SubjectSin February 2, 2009