Scumdoddle 

Someone who is a ratchet frick face who needs to learn how to shut the freak up; someone who enjoys sack sucklery

"UR A SCUMDODDLE!!!"

Scumdoddle by scumdoddlery January 24, 2023

Scrumdiddleumpcious

1:To express the joyness in ones mouth after eating something outrageous in this world.

2:To describe

3:Explaing ones feelings to a bird.

4:Roberts 3rd cousin.

1.That was a Scrumdiddleumpcious ride.

2.Wow mom your spanish spinich was Scrumdiddleumpcious may I have 2nds?

3.The weather today is simply Scrumdiddleumpcious

4.Did you find the Scrumdiddleumpcious to number 5 on our homework?

5.Does this make my butt look Scrumdiddleumpcious?

Scrumdiddleumpcious by Sir Oreos November 18, 2004

scrumdiddle 

A sexual act involving two males. The first male gently cups his testicles with one hand, while using the other to lift the penis so as to have a space between the top of the scrotum and the underside of the the shaft of the penis. The second male then thrusts his hardened penis into this space. The first male releases his penis, creating a more tight space for the second penis to fill. The second male proceeds to fuck this space.

The first male may always opt to squeeze his entire package in between his hands, so that the male fucking the scrumdiddle may receive more pleasure.

Charlie: Hey Jim, wanna scrumdiddle after dinner?
Jim: FUCK YES I DO!

scrumdiddle by Gay Jim January 4, 2013

scrumdiddleumptious 

Grand, great, perfect, tastey, my exboyfriend

GOD! That weed was scrumdiddleumptious!

scrumdiddleumptious by aShLee, the weed woman November 4, 2003

schmoddler 

A person that adds "schm" as a substitution to the beginning of words, or uses "schm" to create new words.

For instance, that food is lip schmacking good. And the already famous, Joe Schmoe!

Person 1 (the schmoddler): My dad just got a schmonsillectomy and he is in the recovery room right now.
Person 2: Do you mean a tonsillectomy?
Person 1: Yes, same difference.

Schmoddler: Traffic, schmaffic!, just take the back roads!
Schmoddler: Cops, schmops! My dad will bail us out if we get caught.

schmoddler by JimJim Beano December 31, 2013

Scudoodle like a noodle 

Leaving a room in a comical manner.

I gotta scudoodle like a noodle bitch

Scudoodle like a noodle by Skadoodlelikeanoodle+ March 10, 2022

Scumdiddlyjigwa

A word to express your anger and discontent with the world and people in it.

Man scumdiddlyjigwa!

Scumdiddlyjigwa by ThedirtiestShitFuck November 14, 2022