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scrumdiddle 

A sexual act involving two males. The first male gently cups his testicles with one hand, while using the other to lift the penis so as to have a space between the top of the scrotum and the underside of the the shaft of the penis. The second male then thrusts his hardened penis into this space. The first male releases his penis, creating a more tight space for the second penis to fill. The second male proceeds to fuck this space.

The first male may always opt to squeeze his entire package in between his hands, so that the male fucking the scrumdiddle may receive more pleasure.
Charlie: Hey Jim, wanna scrumdiddle after dinner?
Jim: FUCK YES I DO!
scrumdiddle by Gay Jim January 4, 2013
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SCRUMDIDDLYUM

SCRUMDIDDLYUM:- Is a product which is delicious in EVERY way.
Just "pack down" a couple of little SCRUMDIDDLYUM fastfood packs, that'll fix food for a fast lunch - we can wine and dine tonight.
SCRUMDIDDLYUM by FABARM January 13, 2019

scrumdiddlyumptious 

super fucking delicious nothing is more better tasting than this
that dinner was scrumdiddlyumptious

scrumdidiliumptious 

amazing, wonderful, delicious. could be used to describe a person, or food
My poptart was scrumdidiliumptious this morning.

scrumpdiddlyumptious 

Scrumpdiddlyumptious is used to describe something that tasted just exquisite.
"Wow that juicy worm was scrumpdiddlyumptious"
"These fire ants and nice, crunchy and scrumpdiddlyumptious!"
"Prawn crackers?! Mother you did not go there! They are not scrumpdiddlyumptious!! grrrr"

SCRUMDIDDLYUM

SCRUMDIDDLYUM:- Is a product which is delicious in EVERY way.
Just "pack down" a couple of little SCRUMDIDDLYUM fastfood packs, that'll fix food for a fast lunch - we can wine and dine tonight.
SCRUMDIDDLYUM by FABARM January 13, 2019

Scrumdidlyumptious 

When something is scrumdidlyumptious, it is beyond scrumptious. It is absolutely revolutionary. It is far more great than anything else to ever be compared to it. Being scrumdidlyumptious is the ultimate superpower. If one obtains scrumdidlyumptious powers, you are God. No, you are above God. You are the God of Gods.
Damn Chad is so cool, he must be scrumdidlyumptious.
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