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Under the influence of drugs/alcohol or buzzed no longer sober.
I I ain't gonna lie I'm a little schmizzed.
schmizzed by DrizzyDropDrake January 22, 2017
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Schmazzled 

Adj. The act of being absolutely fucked out of your mind.

We just got absolutely schmazzled while drinking 4Lokos
I’m absolutely fucked out of my mind, I’m Schmazzled!
Schmazzled by The Yo-Crunch Bandit November 7, 2021

scuzzed out 

To feel dirty or unclean. As referred to in National Lampoons European Vacation.
I just rolled in a huge pile of pig shit!! I feel so scuzzed out.
scuzzed out by Bdiddy May 18, 2006
being beyond drunk, not even wasted, incoherent and needing assistance in walking up the stairs
Pat Wenzler sure was scuzzed last night.
scuzzed by Valentine W October 18, 2007
Being high out of your mind; unable to control anything.
Henry: yo Paul I so fucking schmizzed last night I don’t even remember it

Paul: oh trust me I know ;)
Schmizzed by Will i am March 11, 2019
Floored, wasted, schnoked, hammered, drunk, fucked up, sloshed, pissed, woozy, crosseyed, paste, noodled, huggin the porcelain toilet get it?
Holy shit I am SHIBAZZED. \
( what one would say after 8 shots of Goldschlager)
shubazzed by Kiwi April 26, 2004
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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