*scumfuckers, n: the act of showing up uninvited to a private home and destroying/damaging/rendering unusable/defecating upon/micturating upon the personal goods of the owner of the establishment. can also mean stealing of any valuable goods from a private home/business.

*scumfuckers, n2: the labeling of particular individuals that engage in scumfuckery, one who engages in scumfuckery.

*scumfuck, to scumfuck, v: the act of in any way devaluing another private citizen's property after entering their home without consent.

scumfuckery, n1: 'Just don't engage in any scumfuckery, Homeless Hal.'

scumfuckers, n2: 'Those scumfuckers sure torched that tapestry last night.'

scumfuck, v: 'Let's go to Geoff's party and scumfuck that place up.'

scumfuckery, n by Loren Kilkeary May 24, 2011

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scumfucket

Combination of a scum bucket and dumb fuck.

Donald Trump is a giant scumfucket.

scumfucket by MuffinPony May 14, 2022

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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