Scruffocate

-To prevent the respiration of a human being by suffocating them with a big, stretchy, sweaty scrotum.

-Suffocation by use of a scrotum

I will scruffocate you if you don't stop talking.

by n00bsauce2010 June 14, 2011

Suffocated Hot Dog

The act of using a condom smaller than your penis. Wearing a condom that is not big enough. Your penis is forced to shrink into a small condom.

I had a suffocated hot dog because I had to barrow one of Jimmy's condoms last night, and his dick is tiny.

John's suffocated hot dog prevented him from gettin' some booty.

by Dark Siouxx February 18, 2011

smuffocate

When some bitch wraps her legs around your head and totaly fuckin suffocates you (skinky muff adds to pain and disscomfort)

Woman 1: hi babe i have somthing for you

Man 1: yeahhh!!!!

woman 1: lay down baby

Man 1: YYEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Man1:WOT THE....uG..oh...Ug....STOP SMUFFOCATEING ME BITC....Ug.. OHHHHHHH....................

*man cums*

*end*

by TJeva October 5, 2005

stuffocated

The feeling one gets when they have eaten so much they can hardly breathe, let alone move.

Generally when one is such a greedy shite, they put every pie eating contest in the world to shame.

This can quite often lead to a food coma for days, and possibly weeks depending on the greasiness and quantities of the food consumed.

(Ex) Husband: Wife, I am stuffocated.

Me (under my breath): That's because you ate the whole buffet out you fat bastard. Go sleep it off for a week or so. I am so embarrassed.... Can I move countries? PLEASE?

by Angeliana Ondarian May 9, 2017

suffocate

1. The lack of oxygen to the human body eventually causing death if no oxygen is given.
2. A song by groups like Finger Eleven and Cold.

1. The murderer used a plastic bag to suffocate his victim.
2. "Talk to me, can you listen to me now? Do you understand? Can you identify?" -Finger Eleven

by The Metal Mallet October 7, 2004

Stuffocated

When you have eaten so much food and are stuffed so full that you feel like you are suffocating.

I don't think I can eat anything else, I feel stuffocated already.

by tlcstarfire December 29, 2012

Suffocate

The act of someone strangling another person for pleasure or self hatred. Can be kind of kinky.

"I want you to suffocate me"

"Suffocate me in between your thighs"

by JiffyA January 4, 2019