Scrubber-Ducky

An Idiot, Fag Or Douchebag With No Skills Whatsoever.

Mark, that Scrubber-Ducky? I beast him out in Halo 3 all the time!

by Ocicello October 17, 2008

Scrubber Ducky

A person with no skill, a bad kid. Somebody who runs around with an AR the whole game and gets no head shot's . A kid who thinks he's tough on a microphone over xbox live but in real life would not say a word to you. Someone who genuinely believes they are good at a video game when in truth their talent lies behind bad connections.

(1) Ryan is a scrubber ducky, he thinks he is a beast on all games when really he is only good at Halo 3.

(2) Joe thinks he is a beast at Halo 1 when he's really just a scrubber ducky.

(4) Zac beats scrubber ducky's in Social Slayer and thinks he is beast, when really he is just as much of a scrubber ducky as them.

(5) Steve gets beasted on in Halo 1 by Joe like a scrubber ducky

by Joe Ya Funkin Knoow October 19, 2008

Duck Scrubber

A hippie who gets a degree in environmental sciences and believes that animals lives are more valuable than a humans. They usually drive a Subaru or Prius and can be found at farmers markets or animal rescue shelters when they are not at work as an environmental inspector for a regulatory agency in the construction industry. The female of the species is usually overweight and quite ugly with a sour disposition. The male is typically thin in build, sporting a man bun and generally friendly though annoying. Avoid at all times.

Superintendent:
Our constuction site was shut down today because the duck scrubbers think they heard a nesting bird in the area.

Project Manager:
That just cost us a hundred grand!

by Notahippie July 4, 2017