Scrotey

Slang for a dude, especially one that is getting out of control.

"Settle down, Scrotey!"

by scrotey13 October 11, 2012

scrotey oats

breakfast cereal of real men.

guy 1: "dude, i had scrotey oats for breakfast this morning"

guy 2: "holy shit dude, does that mean you can like..lift cars and shit with your bare muscles"

guy 1: "yeah"

by Magus January 6, 2005

old scrotey

A nickname for the male nut sack, more properly known as the scrotum. For full effect, say in a cowboy accent.

Cowboy Bob: Howdy, ma'am, would ya like a little peek at Old Scrotey?

by meowlnir August 3, 2014

Scrotemeal

A tradional hearty oat-based porridge flavored by sweat produced betwixt a man's leg and scrotum.

A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers, scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.

Lester Figgins,who just won his seventh consecutive blue ribbon for his scrotemeal entry at the Anoka County fair, said the secret to a bold flavor is never showering.

Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."

by ChimBob Richalds June 16, 2013

scrote grapes

Old Suffolk slang for testicles

I just put my scrote grapes on Laurie's face

by Jeff Warburton June 9, 2021

Scrotesque

1. Having the unpleasant qualities of the scrotum, including the wrinkliness and flaccid squashiness thereto attributed.
2. Appearing to have the odor of an unwashed nut-sac.

Oh duuuude, that old man leering at you is scrotesque!

by Valerie February 3, 2005

scrote-float

n. When your balls touch the water of the toilet. Either when they hang really low or the toilet clogs and the water backs up.

Can also be used as a name to call someone who may or may not be responsible for a scrote-float.

"Hey Josh, you scrote-float! You clogged the damn toilet with that monster shit you took!"

by salazam November 11, 2011