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Scroppable 

A word that means you really want to punt someone right away, like kick them like a football in a football field, and kick them real hard where the sun doesn't shine
Guy 1: Hey Mortimer, you look very scroppable today!

Guy 2: Why? i haven't done anything wrong!
Scroppable by Alexhrt February 23, 2023
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croppable 

A mother who is intensely hot, causing an immediate physical reaction and desire to be with her or race home and, um, remember her. Said mom is so attractive that, if she was in a photo with all of her children, a man would be compelled to crop the image to focus on just her, which would be especially useful in his private time.
Wow, look at that mom over there with all those kids. Don't know how she does it, but damn... she's croppable!
croppable by missyumyum December 18, 2009
Related to the princess-like quality of a girl directly correlating to how convenient it would be to carry her away in a romantic situation.
person 1: Yo, who dat fine a$$ lil' shawty?
person 2: I dunno n1gg@, but she as scoopable as dey get.
scoopable by specialk30 April 21, 2011
Adj. Able to be scooped, grabbed or snatched.
Evan: "What do you think about buying XYZ stock here?"
Steve: "I think it's been hit by some tax-loss selling which makes it pretty scoopable. I like it."
scoopable by stockman09 December 18, 2010

scrumpable 

adjective describing a male that you want to have sex with.
Inuyasha and Orlando Bloom are both very scrumpable.

ron stoppable 

a person that tries to stop a person from gettin some dick or pussy also see cockblocker
kk:man that bitch diamond is a fuckin ron stoppable
nana: fucks yea
ron stoppable by rema August 4, 2007

scrumpable 

She is so scrumpable, i wanna bend her over this table.
scrumpable by bobisafag February 6, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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