horse's definitions

shirt lifter

one who lifts his shirt in order for a fellow to 'sing to the vicar'

stop touching my arse shirt lifter.

by horse September 20, 2003

beer monster

one who indulges in large quantities of beer or lager,then eats kebabs and vomits.

fuckin beer monsters puked on my trainers the cunt.

by horse September 20, 2003

Scrunker

To scrunk about is to mope or to be doing something you shouldnt be. When someone is a scrunker it is supposed to mean they have done something wrong but can be used offensively.

A boy throws some litter on the ground:
result: "Oi! You little scrunker!!!"

by horse May 6, 2003

frampfull

full of wind,busy framping.

hes very frampfull tonight

by horse September 20, 2003

pulchritude

pulchritude means beauty, when somebody is pulchritudinous they are beautiful.

"My girlfriend Emily is the most pulchritudinous girl in the world"

by horse May 6, 2003

D O M

A DIRTY OLD MAN who perves/touches/looks for younger wemon, a pedo etc.

i saw your dad havin' a perve on your little sisters friends the other day, he is a D O M

by Horse September 24, 2005

smile

to smile, to grin, i like smiling :D

fat man: "hello young sir"
young sir: smiles back, "good day"
fat man: "i love you"

by horse May 6, 2003