Definitions by horse

D O M 

A DIRTY OLD MAN who perves/touches/looks for younger wemon, a pedo etc.

i saw your dad havin' a perve on your little sisters friends the other day, he is a D O M

D O M by Horse September 24, 2005

frampfull 

full of wind,busy framping.

hes very frampfull tonight

frampfull by horse September 20, 2003

shirt lifter 

one who lifts his shirt in order for a fellow to 'sing to the vicar'

stop touching my arse shirt lifter.

shirt lifter by horse September 20, 2003

beer monster 

one who indulges in large quantities of beer or lager,then eats kebabs and vomits.

fuckin beer monsters puked on my trainers the cunt.

beer monster by horse September 20, 2003

ploop 

Ploop is the sound of a cricket ball being dropped from a hight into a large tub of syrup. Just enjoy saying it over and over again, it's magical.

"ploop ploop ploop ploop ploop ploop ploop ploop ploop ploop ploop ploop ploop"

ploop by horse May 6, 2003

pulchritude

pulchritude means beauty, when somebody is pulchritudinous they are beautiful.

"My girlfriend Emily is the most pulchritudinous girl in the world"

pulchritude by horse May 6, 2003

smile 

to smile, to grin, i like smiling :D

fat man: "hello young sir"
young sir: smiles back, "good day"
fat man: "i love you"

smile by horse May 6, 2003