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The profession of a person who has seen ever single episode of the television series "Scrubs. Some believe this classifies as them as doctors, when actually they are just "scroctors".

Man Who Faints: (Faints)
Waiter: Is anybody a doctor?!
Mega Scrubs Fan: No, but i'm a Scroctor!

Scroctor by Kiss_Fan April 7, 2010

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Scrotorboat

The act of motorboating applied to a scrotum.

"She scrotorboated me when she went down on me last night"

Scrotorboat by ShiftyJack November 25, 2009

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scrotorboat

Verb: to motorboat someone's ball sac as though it were a woman's cleavage. Scrotorboating is not exclusive to the nuts, and can even include said activity on someone's taint.

"Please just go down on me. When you scrotorboat me, it tickles and I lose focus!"

scrotorboat by FeralBuddy October 13, 2011

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scrotorboating

Pressing one's face into and around a man's testicles, and going "bbbbpppbpbpbpmmmbpbpbphhhphhphh"

Watch out man, she'll scrotorboat you.

Dude, I love scrotorboating. I go ever other Friday.

scrotorboating by sarbs December 21, 2013

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scrotorola

Taking a picture of your nuts on a friend's cell phone and setting it as their wallpaper. The next time they open their phone they have a virtual teabag.

"I gave Cindy a scrotorola. Somebody call her and make her pick up her phone..."

scrotorola by T.J.B. January 22, 2007

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Scrotorboat

The male equivalent of motorboat

So I lifted his peen, and gave him a scrotorboat, that'll teach him for motorboating me!

Scrotorboat by stuffoo January 25, 2009

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Scrotor

The scrotor is a miserable and pitied creature. It is not liked by anyone and the scariest part is there may be more than one. The scrotor can be easily identified by it's love for flexing. The scrotor takes off it's shirt and flexes with one arm when it is scared, sad, happy, lonely or bored.

That scrotor is a punk ass bitch, always flexin but where's the muscle?

Scrotor by TheJ0ker May 15, 2005

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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