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scrotometry 

British in origin. The practice of acting like a scrotum and general tom foolery.
He /she was indulging in scrotometry.
He/ she frequents a scrotometrist.
scrotometry by Graham the hobbit September 15, 2006

Scrotorboat

The act of motorboating applied to a scrotum.
"She scrotorboated me when she went down on me last night"
Scrotorboat by ShiftyJack November 25, 2009

Scrotole 

The flap of skin inside a mans scrotum, a hole/cavity which is located underneath the base of the penis slightly off to the left/right side. See if you can find it by making a hook with your finger and just below the base of your penis by the side off to the left/right press against your scrotum and pull up-wards. (you may have to wiggle your finger a bit to get it in)
Scrotole by phendal mcdavish March 25, 2010

scrotorboat

Verb: to motorboat someone's ball sac as though it were a woman's cleavage. Scrotorboating is not exclusive to the nuts, and can even include said activity on someone's taint.
"Please just go down on me. When you scrotorboat me, it tickles and I lose focus!"
scrotorboat by FeralBuddy October 13, 2011

scrotorboating

Pressing one's face into and around a man's testicles, and going "bbbbpppbpbpbpmmmbpbpbphhhphhphh"
Watch out man, she'll scrotorboat you.

Dude, I love scrotorboating. I go ever other Friday.
scrotorboating by sarbs December 21, 2013

scrotorola 

Taking a picture of your nuts on a friend's cell phone and setting it as their wallpaper. The next time they open their phone they have a virtual teabag.
"I gave Cindy a scrotorola. Somebody call her and make her pick up her phone..."
scrotorola by T.J.B. January 22, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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