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Scrotorboat
Scrotorboat by ShiftyJack November 25, 2009
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scrotorboat
Verb: to motorboat someone's ball sac as though it were a woman's cleavage. Scrotorboating is not exclusive to the nuts, and can even include said activity on someone's taint.
scrotorboat by FeralBuddy October 13, 2011
scrotorboating
scrotorboating by sarbs December 21, 2013
scrotorola
Taking a picture of your nuts on a friend's cell phone and setting it as their wallpaper. The next time they open their phone they have a virtual teabag.
scrotorola by T.J.B. January 22, 2007
scrotodynamics
The study and application of the physics behind the action, use, and movement of the scrotum. A new and hopefully fast spreading application of science to be used in the aid of both athletic and non athletic use. Made up by Torbjorn at Pennsic 38
"Dude, why you walking like that?"
"I just got a new cup, the scrotodynamics were wrong and it chafed."
"Bummer."
or
"Due to scrotodynamics, we now know that you have to receive a vasectomy if you want to remain able to walk Mr. Bob"
"I just got a new cup, the scrotodynamics were wrong and it chafed."
"Bummer."
or
"Due to scrotodynamics, we now know that you have to receive a vasectomy if you want to remain able to walk Mr. Bob"
scrotodynamics by Zoharthefighter August 25, 2009
Scrotorboat
Scrotorboat by stuffoo January 25, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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