Scrotory

A certifying official for gay men marriages

I need to book a scrotory to certify their gay ass marriage

Scrotory by Ptofile April 15, 2026

Scrotorboat

The act of motorboating applied to a scrotum.

"She scrotorboated me when she went down on me last night"

Scrotorboat by ShiftyJack November 25, 2009

scrotorboat

Verb: to motorboat someone's ball sac as though it were a woman's cleavage. Scrotorboating is not exclusive to the nuts, and can even include said activity on someone's taint.

"Please just go down on me. When you scrotorboat me, it tickles and I lose focus!"

scrotorboat by FeralBuddy October 13, 2011

scrotorboating

Pressing one's face into and around a man's testicles, and going "bbbbpppbpbpbpmmmbpbpbphhhphhphh"

Watch out man, she'll scrotorboat you.

Dude, I love scrotorboating. I go ever other Friday.

scrotorboating by sarbs December 21, 2013

scrotorola 

Taking a picture of your nuts on a friend's cell phone and setting it as their wallpaper. The next time they open their phone they have a virtual teabag.

"I gave Cindy a scrotorola. Somebody call her and make her pick up her phone..."

scrotorola by T.J.B. January 22, 2007

scrotodynamics 

The study and application of the physics behind the action, use, and movement of the scrotum. A new and hopefully fast spreading application of science to be used in the aid of both athletic and non athletic use. Made up by Torbjorn at Pennsic 38

"Dude, why you walking like that?"
"I just got a new cup, the scrotodynamics were wrong and it chafed."
"Bummer."

or

"Due to scrotodynamics, we now know that you have to receive a vasectomy if you want to remain able to walk Mr. Bob"

scrotodynamics by Zoharthefighter August 25, 2009

Scrotorboat

The male equivalent of motorboat

So I lifted his peen, and gave him a scrotorboat, that'll teach him for motorboating me!

Scrotorboat by stuffoo January 25, 2009