Scroatie

Noun: The hair on the bottom of the scrotum. The scrotal goatie.

Luke: I've been styling my beard into a goatie.
James: Well, I've been styling my pubes into a scroatie.

by Jaroman October 19, 2012

scroatleys

To place ones penis in a girls mouth whilst simultaneously resting the testicles in her ocular sockets, one testicle on each eye, like a pair of sunglasses.

"She said she likes to do it with the lights off, so I put the scroatleys on her instead, she couldn't see a thing."

by gaberham February 20, 2007

scroatmeal

thick semen; from the scrotum

I jerked off my piss stick and shot scroatmeal all over.

by Salvo September 22, 2005

Scrotie McBoogerballs

A book that was written by Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny in the Southpark episode "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs". The book, and its wide success was used as a satirical device in regards to the over-analyzing of literature. The main objection was that the readers were reading too deeply into something which had little to no meaning.

When used as a comparison to an actual piece of work, it can be used to describe a piece of work that is worthless, but is praised, or it can be used to describe a piece of literature with its own merits, but is only widely known due to the (often unwarranted) controversy it caused.

Many examples of pretentious poetry can be referred to as a Scrotie McBoogerballs.

by RickshawCannon April 30, 2011

scrotie mcboogerballs

the most ridiculous, gruesome, raunchy book ever written that will have you throw up instantly. it was written by cartman, kyle, stan and kenny. but butters took credit after the boys blamed it on him because they thought they were in trouble.

scrotie mcboogerballs sticks his hand into the anal crevase of a donkey, while masturbating to naked sarah jessica parker movies.

by mccuntface April 6, 2010

Scroaterboat

When one puts ones face in a scrotum and proceeds to motor boat

"So last night she's sucking my dick right then all of the sudden she scroaterboated me"

"I scroaterboated the fuck out of him last night"

by Hairy Scroats May 6, 2013

Scroatee

A Style of pubic hair for men, generally all of the hair in the pubic region is shaved, except for the underside of the balls. a goatee for your testicles.

Some Girl: I was giving that easbomb guy a hand job. and that motherfuckers scroatee was so nasty i almost threw up. he told me hes been growing it for 3 years now and he wont shave it for me.

Some girls friend: U serious? he must have Some mad style to be sportin' such a mean ball beard

by Je23 January 17, 2008