Scroatee
A Style of pubic hair for men, generally all of the hair in the pubic region is shaved, except for the underside of the balls. a goatee for your testicles.
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Scroatee
A beard like formation of public hair found only on the scrotum. This is formed as the result of a man not shaving his scrotum (usually out of a fear of hurting himself) but shaving the rest of his pubic hair. The result is a rediculous looking patch of hair forming around the balls.
Alicia - "So I heard that you and Mike started getting pretty sexual... how's that going?"
Allison - "Not bad I guess..."
Alicia - "?"
Allison - "Well when I went to give him head I was glad he was shaved, but then I was really grossed out when I saw, and then felt, his Scroatee."
Alicia - "Ew! That's always so gross, not to mention rediculous looking."
Allison - "Not bad I guess..."
Alicia - "?"
Allison - "Well when I went to give him head I was glad he was shaved, but then I was really grossed out when I saw, and then felt, his Scroatee."
Alicia - "Ew! That's always so gross, not to mention rediculous looking."
Scroatee by CleanShaved February 2, 2010
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scroatee
A horrid organism that has become permanently affixed to KKKarmozyn's chin. Highly resembles the pubic hair on the male scrotum.
scroatee by sharpton04 May 1, 2004
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scroatleys
To place ones penis in a girls mouth whilst simultaneously resting the testicles in her ocular sockets, one testicle on each eye, like a pair of sunglasses.
"She said she likes to do it with the lights off, so I put the scroatleys on her instead, she couldn't see a thing."
scroatleys by gaberham February 20, 2007
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