Jaroman's definitions

Scroatie

Noun: The hair on the bottom of the scrotum. The scrotal goatie.

Luke: I've been styling my beard into a goatie.
James: Well, I've been styling my pubes into a scroatie.

by Jaroman October 19, 2012

Gash Ratio

The number of girls to every boy at an party/event.

Marc: Dude, there are like 25 girls and 15 boys at this party!

James: Holy shit, man. That's a gash ratio of like 1.7!

by Jaroman December 14, 2010