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scroatleys

To place ones penis in a girls mouth whilst simultaneously resting the testicles in her ocular sockets, one testicle on each eye, like a pair of sunglasses.
"She said she likes to do it with the lights off, so I put the scroatleys on her instead, she couldn't see a thing."
scroatleys by gaberham February 20, 2007
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scroatleys

To place ones penis in a girls mouth whilst simultaneously resting the testicles in her ocular sockets, one testicle on each eye, like a pair of sunglasses.
"She said she likes to do it with the lights off, so I put the scroatleys on her instead, she couldn't see a thing."
scroatleys by mrhermatiawish December 12, 2008
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scroatleys

To place ones penis in a girls mouth whilst simultaneously resting the testicles in her ocular sockets, one testicle on each eye, like a pair of sunglasses.
"She said she likes to do it with the lights off, so I put the scroatleys on her instead, she couldn't see a thing."
scroatleys by mrhermatiawish December 9, 2008

scroaters 

SCROATERS- Teenage idiots that go round public roads/pavements/parks on scooters or scramblers causing mayhem to roadusers and pedestrians, pulling stunts.
SCROATERS: Little bollockses riding unlawfully and dangerously like little pricks (scrotums)
Kids: See them bikers on the park riding round yesterday they're sick.
Father: They aren't bikers son, they're SCROATERS, Little bollockses riding unlawfully and dangerously like little pricks (scrotums) if you want to be a biker son you need respect honour and loyalty. They're just idiots with no morals.
scroaters by Shady stafford March 30, 2017
Hey, hand me the scrootles.
scrootles by dj fishy-fish December 7, 2014

toasted scroates 

Sweating balls.
John ran three miles and had a bad case of toasted scrotes.

Peggy was a freak and just could not live without toasted scroates.
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