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The bit of loose skin between a man's anus and his scrotum gets hairy during puberty impossible to shave has flaps because it gets squashed

Women like licking it even though guys think it's gay
Guy 1: A girl licked my scroass last night it was weird as
Guy 2: Duuuuuude that's gross

Guy 3: I mean I'd kinda like my scroass getting licked
Scroass by Jgiemmniay March 20, 2019
Words you can keep
Scroat from the latin scrotum which means thief. However the more commonly used version for scroat refers to a scally, chav, townie. Can be recognised by distinctive tracksuits, shit trainers, white cider, and can often be heard shouting, "oi you dick 'ed" , "giv us your shoes guy", "WhAT YOU SAYIN? YOU STARTIN OR WHAT!!!"
you are a fucking scroat.
your son is a scroat.
Some scroat has just robbed my Trainers/Phone/Weed/Money/anything worth stealing/anything not worth stealing.

High profile scroats include: Lady Sovereign, So Solid crew and the likes
scroats by Kag the barbarian September 11, 2008
Related Words
Tyler said to Emily: Can I scrass?
Scrass by Hagrid69 June 7, 2021
World Famous Punk Musician formerly of the band Current Trend.
Scrass doesn't have much talent, but he sure is cool.
Scrass by Big Eighties July 14, 2010

Quaker Scroats 

The frothy, oatmeal-like substance that builds up on your balls after a lust-filled romp.
After her hoppin' on top & poppin' the ol' flesh collar on me nearly an hour - I needed a post-coitus snack. Luckily, I looked down and noticed some Quaker Scroats brewing.
Quaker Scroats by Bicholas Neurunk September 5, 2020
The area between your scrotum and ass
While i was tossing salad, i stopped to give some attention to its scrass
Scrass by Matthius December 7, 2003
The hair between your scrotum and your ass. A combination of the words scrotum and grass.
John had to cut his scrass after it reached a length of 4 inches
Scrass by Steve October 24, 2004
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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