Scroatse 

Similar to Goatse, Scroatse involves either grabbing each ball and spreading them, or actually cutting the sack and ripping it wide open, much to the Internets disgust.

My friend John perform a teabag scroatse the other day, it was horrible!

I watched this video on the internet, called scroatse.cx! I lol'ed.

Scroatse by Sir Scoats March 17, 2011

scroatleys

To place ones penis in a girls mouth whilst simultaneously resting the testicles in her ocular sockets, one testicle on each eye, like a pair of sunglasses.

"She said she likes to do it with the lights off, so I put the scroatleys on her instead, she couldn't see a thing."

scroatleys by gaberham February 20, 2007

scroatmeal 

thick semen; from the scrotum

I jerked off my piss stick and shot scroatmeal all over.

scroatmeal by Salvo September 22, 2005

Scroaterboat 

When one puts ones face in a scrotum and proceeds to motor boat

"So last night she's sucking my dick right then all of the sudden she scroaterboated me"

"I scroaterboated the fuck out of him last night"

Scroaterboat by Hairy Scroats May 6, 2013

Scroatee 

A Style of pubic hair for men, generally all of the hair in the pubic region is shaved, except for the underside of the balls. a goatee for your testicles.

Some Girl: I was giving that easbomb guy a hand job. and that motherfuckers scroatee was so nasty i almost threw up. he told me hes been growing it for 3 years now and he wont shave it for me.

Some girls friend: U serious? he must have Some mad style to be sportin' such a mean ball beard

Scroatee by Je23 January 17, 2008

scroatleys

To place ones penis in a girls mouth whilst simultaneously resting the testicles in her ocular sockets, one testicle on each eye, like a pair of sunglasses.

"She said she likes to do it with the lights off, so I put the scroatleys on her instead, she couldn't see a thing."

scroatleys by mrhermatiawish December 12, 2008

scroats 

Scroat from the latin scrotum which means thief. However the more commonly used version for scroat refers to a scally, chav, townie. Can be recognised by distinctive tracksuits, shit trainers, white cider, and can often be heard shouting, "oi you dick 'ed" , "giv us your shoes guy", "WhAT YOU SAYIN? YOU STARTIN OR WHAT!!!"

you are a fucking scroat.
your son is a scroat.
Some scroat has just robbed my Trainers/Phone/Weed/Money/anything worth stealing/anything not worth stealing.

High profile scroats include: Lady Sovereign, So Solid crew and the likes

scroats by Kag the barbarian September 11, 2008