scroats

Scroat from the latin scrotum which means thief. However the more commonly used version for scroat refers to a scally, chav, townie. Can be recognised by distinctive tracksuits, shit trainers, white cider, and can often be heard shouting, "oi you dick 'ed" , "giv us your shoes guy", "WhAT YOU SAYIN? YOU STARTIN OR WHAT!!!"

you are a fucking scroat.
your son is a scroat.
Some scroat has just robbed my Trainers/Phone/Weed/Money/anything worth stealing/anything not worth stealing.

High profile scroats include: Lady Sovereign, So Solid crew and the likes

by Kag the barbarian September 11, 2008

Quaker Scroats

The frothy, oatmeal-like substance that builds up on your balls after a lust-filled romp.

After her hoppin' on top & poppin' the ol' flesh collar on me nearly an hour - I needed a post-coitus snack. Luckily, I looked down and noticed some Quaker Scroats brewing.

by Bicholas Neurunk September 5, 2020

Scroat Trout

A legendary and mythological fish who ascends from the depth of remote streams to clean and polish one's scrotal region with it's gentle nibbles. Preliminary reports suggest that this fish may also engage in the cleaning of the taint.

On the eve of my engagement, I summoned a scroat trout to cleanse and coif my testicles.

by mrcleanballs March 6, 2011

scrotastinate

When your lady stays out late with her girlfriends just to avoid sex.

Sure, l'll have another drink so I don't have to go home and do Bob. Yes, I'll scrotastinate and do him tomorrow..

by C.Lit May 20, 2010

3-T Scroat

A third testicle surgically added to the male reproductive organs to improve pizzazz levels.

"Hey, man, check out my new 3-T Scroat I had implanted,"

by Ronald Jerimiah December 4, 2009

scrotastic

Something is ball tinglingly good

My! You are looking simply scrotastic tonight,my dear

by Eduard Cuntënheimer January 2, 2005

scroatleys

To place ones penis in a girls mouth whilst simultaneously resting the testicles in her ocular sockets, one testicle on each eye, like a pair of sunglasses.

"She said she likes to do it with the lights off, so I put the scroatleys on her instead, she couldn't see a thing."

by gaberham February 20, 2007