scriptures
"The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based" (Ambrose Bierce. The Devil's Dictionary. 1911.).
scriptures by Antinous September 11, 2003
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Booty Scriptures
The designs or scriptured tatoos that women often get across the small of their backs or on the ass cheeks themselves. Something to read or look at while doing it doggy-style.
Johnny hooked up with Denise, a topless dances with many tatoos, and was reading the booty scriptures like he was a Pastor in the Church of Assology.
Booty Scriptures by Mr. Dwayne October 18, 2004
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holy glo scriptures
Similar but better then the christian bible, this holy book has 300 pages in it, but over 300 scriptures exist. The book is extremely holy and if anything were to happen to it, bad luck shall plague the atheist. It holds many secrets of the ancient glo gangs and its history and prophecies.
holy glo scriptures by bastian farivar May 6, 2022
scripture-thumper
Someone who will beat you over the head with whatever text they hold most sacred—be that the Bible, the Communist Manifesto, "Atheism: The Case Against God," or "Stranger in a Strange Land"—until you agree with them on all points.
scripture-thumper by Qit February 26, 2004
Futures Scripture
Future’s wisdom about how to treat women that is to be followed like the Bible.
“Ride for the bros, lie to your hoes”
“The only way ima trip over a bitch is if she sleeping on the floor”
“Don’t be her therapist- be the reason why she sees one”
“Treat her like dirt, and she will stick like mud”
“Ride for the bros, lie to your hoes”
“The only way ima trip over a bitch is if she sleeping on the floor”
“Don’t be her therapist- be the reason why she sees one”
“Treat her like dirt, and she will stick like mud”
Futures Scripture by DJ Gello January 15, 2021
Scriptedest
Scriptedest means it pretends to be unscripted and spontaneous but in fact it is totally fake and staged.
1)
MTV's Moving In is the scriptedest reality show ever.
2)
Dude on MTV: I am an ultimate fighter and I have arachnophobia.
MTV Viewer: No kidding.
Dude on MTV wakes up in the middle of the night, screams "there's a bug in my pants!", runs away in a direct line from the camera and jumps into a garden swimming pool.
MTV Viewer: Fuck, this is the scriptedest show ever!
MTV's Moving In is the scriptedest reality show ever.
2)
Dude on MTV: I am an ultimate fighter and I have arachnophobia.
MTV Viewer: No kidding.
Dude on MTV wakes up in the middle of the night, screams "there's a bug in my pants!", runs away in a direct line from the camera and jumps into a garden swimming pool.
MTV Viewer: Fuck, this is the scriptedest show ever!
Scriptedest by humdeedum January 20, 2011
Scripturamorphobia
Alex couldn't help but feel a strong wave of scripturamorphobia whenever he opened a book, fearing that he might somehow get trapped or turn into one of the stories' characters.
Scripturamorphobia by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023
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