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a form of anger, not very happy
'when i got the bad news i was screwin'
screwin by james May 13, 2005

screwin around corners 

when someone jacks off too much with the same hand-winds up with a bent dick
situation-in the showers after gym class"boy russ, your crank is bent like hell, you been screwing around corners?"
screwin around corners by jr December 11, 2004

screwin the slim jim 

Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle
Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.
screwin the slim jim by mcapuano42 August 28, 2016

Whitey's been screwin me over! 

When the federal goverment decides to mess with you every chance they get, such as raising taxes, taking medicare, severely auditing you, etc.
Man! Whitey's been screwin me over ever since I got demoted to janitor yesterday.

Brewin while Screwin

The act of drinking a beer while having sex. Usually performed from the doggystyle position and with the beer contained in a red solo cup.
Hold on man, you were driking a Natty Light WHILE you were hitting that? Oh yeah man, I was brewin while screwin.
Brewin while Screwin by phrasee January 5, 2010

Screwnami 

1) riding a tidal wave of promiscuity
also
2) after a night of raunchy and riotous sex, one's room is completely destroyed.
1)Tiger Woods: Man I have been on a screwnami
Friend: What is that?
Tiger: I've slept with 5 women this week
Friend: It's Tuesday....

2)Man I think the screwnami hit my room last night!
Screwnami by Sheff4 December 2, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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