screwin

'i told her i was checkin her old guy, she was screwing when i left!'

by G*biatch June 7, 2005

a form of anger, not very happy

'when i got the bad news i was screwin'

by james May 13, 2005

screwin around corners

when someone jacks off too much with the same hand-winds up with a bent dick

situation-in the showers after gym class"boy russ, your crank is bent like hell, you been screwing around corners?"

by jr December 11, 2004

The act of drinking a beer while having sex. Usually performed from the doggystyle position and with the beer contained in a red solo cup.

Hold on man, you were driking a Natty Light WHILE you were hitting that? Oh yeah man, I was brewin while screwin.

by phrasee January 5, 2010

When the federal goverment decides to mess with you every chance they get, such as raising taxes, taking medicare, severely auditing you, etc.

Man! Whitey's been screwin me over ever since I got demoted to janitor yesterday.

by Vince Vance March 18, 2003

Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle

Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.

by mcapuano42 August 28, 2016