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'i told her i was checkin her old guy, she was screwing when i left!'
screwin by G*biatch June 7, 2005
Words you can keep
a form of anger, not very happy
'when i got the bad news i was screwin'
screwin by james May 13, 2005

screwin around corners 

when someone jacks off too much with the same hand-winds up with a bent dick
situation-in the showers after gym class"boy russ, your crank is bent like hell, you been screwing around corners?"
screwin around corners by jr December 11, 2004

screwin the slim jim 

Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle
Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.
screwin the slim jim by mcapuano42 August 28, 2016

Whitey's been screwin me over! 

When the federal goverment decides to mess with you every chance they get, such as raising taxes, taking medicare, severely auditing you, etc.
Man! Whitey's been screwin me over ever since I got demoted to janitor yesterday.

Brewin while Screwin

The act of drinking a beer while having sex. Usually performed from the doggystyle position and with the beer contained in a red solo cup.
Hold on man, you were driking a Natty Light WHILE you were hitting that? Oh yeah man, I was brewin while screwin.
Brewin while Screwin by phrasee January 5, 2010

Screwnami 

1) riding a tidal wave of promiscuity
also
2) after a night of raunchy and riotous sex, one's room is completely destroyed.
1)Tiger Woods: Man I have been on a screwnami
Friend: What is that?
Tiger: I've slept with 5 women this week
Friend: It's Tuesday....

2)Man I think the screwnami hit my room last night!
Screwnami by Sheff4 December 2, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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