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Tricky Dicky Screwdriver

An alcoholic beverage mix which includes, but not limited to, one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple kool aid
and a jigger of formaldehyde from the jar with Hitler's brain that you could get in some bars' back storeroom( you might need permission for this one though). Usually served during law enforced "Happy Hour" in bars all across America. It came into popularity when President Reagan came to office.
Last call for alcohol
Last call for freedom of speech
Drink up, happy hour is now enforced by law
And don't forget our house special,

It's called the Tricky Dicky Screwdriver

sonic screwdriver 

General-purpose tool used by Doctor Who to open, lock, track, trace, and do just about anything you would expect a small handheld SF device to do.
The sonic screwdriver "Gets you into anything" -- BBC web site
sonic screwdriver by tomviolin August 27, 2006

Chewed Screwdriver 

This is an adjective used for people who are low on XP and struggle comprehending simple stuff, such as 'Drew2Wavy'. Usually an insult and shouldn't be taken lightly, personally id scrap them if they called me a chewed screwdriver.
that guy drew is a chewed screwdriver man no cap

screwdriver 

there were screwdrivers at the party
screwdriver by Anonymous July 20, 2003
A person who is "shrewd" or "smart" about things. Especially about finding a good deal on something or accomplishing something before someone else.
Mrs Jones found a way to get her daughter a scholarship at Harvard. She's a real Shrewdy.
Shrewdy by hungryjerk November 28, 2013

screwdriver 

Alcoholic beverage made by mixing vodka and orange juice that should never, ever be made with Sunny Delight.
screwdriver by lalala October 1, 2003