Screwdo 

The hairdo you get from having sex.

Hun, you can't leave the house like that! First fix your screwdo!

Screwdo by piningforthefjords February 17, 2017

Screwdo 

Often used to pass along some cruddy job you don’t want to do to the next person down on the food chain. A screwdo is also handy if you have a nice insult for someone but want to wrap it in a pretty compliment.

Example 1: (when using to pass along a task to someone else):

Bossman: “Listen Peon, you did such a great job on putting together this marketing plan for me, I think it would be a fun project for you to take over and handle from now on.”

Peon: “Skittles, I just got a screwdo from my boss.”

Example 2: (when using to wrap an insult in a compliment):

Kensington: “Wow you look really good. Have you lost weight?”

Scarlet: “Um. What are you saying? Did I not look good before? Nice screwdo, Kensington!”

Screwdo by calicoblonde & TFN August 12, 2009

Tricky Dicky Screwdriver

An alcoholic beverage mix which includes, but not limited to, one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple kool aid
and a jigger of formaldehyde from the jar with Hitler's brain that you could get in some bars' back storeroom( you might need permission for this one though). Usually served during law enforced "Happy Hour" in bars all across America. It came into popularity when President Reagan came to office.

Last call for alcohol
Last call for freedom of speech
Drink up, happy hour is now enforced by law
And don't forget our house special,

It's called the Tricky Dicky Screwdriver

Tricky Dicky Screwdriver by Suicidal Youtuber #43 February 21, 2018

Screbdo

The skin between one's toes. Not to be confused with Screbno, IL.

After a day stomping through the snow in boots, my screbdos were extremely sweaty.

Screbdo by Jake Olson February 18, 2019

sonic screwdriver 

General-purpose tool used by Doctor Who to open, lock, track, trace, and do just about anything you would expect a small handheld SF device to do.

The sonic screwdriver "Gets you into anything" -- BBC web site

sonic screwdriver by tomviolin August 27, 2006

Chewed Screwdriver 

This is an adjective used for people who are low on XP and struggle comprehending simple stuff, such as 'Drew2Wavy'. Usually an insult and shouldn't be taken lightly, personally id scrap them if they called me a chewed screwdriver.

that guy drew is a chewed screwdriver man no cap

Chewed Screwdriver by topfloorboss1 January 19, 2022

screwdriver 

a drink...orange juice and vodka

there were screwdrivers at the party

screwdriver by Anonymous July 20, 2003