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Much like the word shrew, but taken much further. This term is actually for men (rather than women) with a violent, scolding, or nagging temperament. The term also involves arse-kissing and memory loss. Shrewdies are often seen with brief cases and bluetooths to make them feel like they're important but... not so much.
Uh oh... Since that new position was created for John, I sure hope he doesn't pull a shrewdy! He's too nice of a guy to cross over to the dark side!!
shrewdy by Tony Robbins May 8, 2008

Shrewd negotiator

The definition of what Ed Bolian does for a living. Basically just lowballing exotic cars and flipping them later.
“I talked to her and offered $30k for the Lambo but, she wanted $75k. She was an shrewd negotiator so we met right in the middle at $30k.” - Ed Bolian, The Professional Shrewd Negotiator
Shrewd negotiator by what122 May 16, 2019
The condition of being ready to shred on skis or a snowboard.
Skier 1: Are you shready?
Skier 2: Always.

Shrewd simian 

Synonymous for saying someone is one hell of a smart monkey.
Ex 1:
John: Well I’ll be a monkey's uncle! Steve Jobs has made Apple more valuable than Microsoft on the market!

Justin: There's no doubt he's a shrewd simian.

Ex 2:
I just saved a lot of money by switching to GEICO! Call me pretentious, but this car owner feels like one shrewd simian!

shrewd shrew 

Shrewd (savvy, clever, cunning,)

Shrew (bitch, she-devil)
shrewd shrew by Justtayn September 15, 2017
Usually refers to having good business sense or is generally good with money. One who is wise with money and does not fritter it away needlessly.
He is a shrewd businessman.
shrewd by DeadMan January 20, 2004