scrent 

Slang for a "cent."

Give me fiddy scrents!

scrent by JamR January 28, 2007

Scrent 

An alternate form of the word "strength" mispronounced normally by mature audiences (older people)

Dear Lord... Give me scrent!!

Scrent by inquisitivequan September 13, 2024

Scentophile

A rare psychiatric disorder wherein the intentional, premeditated act of inhaling the scent of an individual for purposes of olfactory gratification, induces an unwelcoming, untamable, primordial erection, so intense that blood flow to the hippocampus (memory recall) is temporarily depleted, thus resulting in the onset of incoherent verbal communications and an overall affect of non-accountable bafoonery, stemming from a neuropathic fugue.

In the early 1990's, and during the era of the band Vibe 45, Dr. Chris Culvitude of Copenhagen began his studies on the impacts of alternative music on human behavior, with a specific focus on the song "Smells Like Teen Spirit," by Nirvana. Curious patterns emerged from the data as Culvitude plotted the manifestation of exacerbated mannerisms elicited by politicians and statesmen, with their constituents during media events. Culvitude initially formed a narrow perspective, and the commonly known phrase "Boner Cloaking", to explain how, in public gatherings, politicians would smell the hair from the opposite sex, conjure up an erection (boner), then quickly immerse/hide in the crowd (cloaking), so as to not reveal their affliction. Culvitude and his partner, Dr. Kevin Michael Damone from Korkyville, would later present the full extent of their research on years of Boner Cloaking observations and what is now known as "Scentophilia", publishing it in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders under code JOeB-1Dn.

{Two friends watching TV} "Dude, why is that senator smelling that little girls hair for like ten minutes straight?" {Friend Replies} Didn't you know that the senator is 'Scentophile'? Its a classic DSM-MD case of JOeB-Dn.!"

Scentophile by Charitable Disguise May 16, 2020

Unvaccinated Scientists 

A large subset of humans who are well researched on the merits of vaccination in midst of global health crisis. They have read in-depth articles on blogs and social media & listened to highly acclaimed comedians, politicians and celebrities

Simran: It is unfortunate ronak has to see so many unvaccinated scientists in office and hospital
Jasmine: Yes, he always encourages them to buy a cemetery plot

Unvaccinated Scientists by rtalati November 19, 2021

Scentist 

Scentist is a combination of the words (Scent) and (Artist). A song by the concept kings VIXX <3 Best song of the year! High quality EDM song. The MV is inspired by the novel "Perfume: The Story of a Murderer".

Scentist is the song of the year xD you better stan VIXX ;)

Scentist by Mellow.vixx May 28, 2018

Scranton Sausage Grinder 

Taking a dump in shower and pushing it through the drain screen with one's foot.

I couldn't make it to the shitter in time, so I decided a Scranton Sausage Grinder was my best bet.

Scranton Sausage Grinder by Midget buster January 18, 2012

ghetto scientist

Someone from the hood who figures out a new scam.

That grifter is a real ghetto scientist!

ghetto scientist by I, Wreckerrr November 17, 2020