screenis 

the unidentified area between the scrotum and the penis

lick my screenis

screenis by eddy climaxx July 22, 2003

Screenis Envy 

Being envious of the size and/or resolution of someone else's computer monitor, television, cell phone, digital camera or handheld video game console screen size.

Dude, I just bought this new 17" with 1024x768 resolution, but I got total screenis envy when I saw the new Apple 30" cinema display with 2560x1600 resolution.

Screenis Envy by Ahren S. May 26, 2006

screenis envy 

Smart phone screen size comparison between Apple and Samsung devices.

Guy 1: Hey guys, I just bought the new Samsung GS3.
Guy 2: And I just bought the new iPhone 5...but jeepers, your screen is so much larger that I have screenis envy comparing the two.

screenis envy by AnOldGuy2 December 23, 2012

Screen Penis (Screenis)

The Screen Penis is a rather odd specimin that appears on screens all over the place, from computer screens, to TV screens and even mobile phone screens, certain sightings of Screenis have resulted in death.

'OMG! Look it's the Screen Penis (Screenis)!'
'I JUST GOT SCREENIS'D'

Screen Penis (Screenis) by Screenis Creator April 9, 2008

Screenshit 

The art of screenshotting an NFT and getting the owner mad

Random person: I can screenshit this and now I own it too!
NFT owner: NO YOU CANT DO THAT IM SUING YOU!!

Screenshit by idontreallyknowwhattotype November 29, 2021

Screenshot Goodies 

A Screenshot Goodie, is taking a screenshot of a news story, poll, question, etc. found on the internet. And turning it into a sugarcoated joke.

Usually the person making the Screenshot Goodie(s), will paste the screenshot on Microsoft Paint or photoshop and doodle over the topic, inserting his or her jokes or short rants.

Screenshot Goodies, are then posted on blogs and can be range from one picture to ten.

Tips for making a Screenshot Goodie.

-Use red paint
-block the User's name that is being poked at
-scale web browser to make pictures easy to read.

Take a picture and draw over it.

"OMG this Screenshot Goodies is so funny!!"

Screenshot Goodies by David The Strange May 28, 2009

i have the screenshots

when you are explaining some serious tea and you have proof

omg she litreally said *** ***** **** ***
i have the screenshots

i have the screenshots by k_19@rosebud September 23, 2018