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screensaver

A piece of software, usually something lame that was installed by default with your OS, that takes over when your PC thinks you're not using it any more.
Some screensavers are cute, like Viking Kittens, and some have a purpose, like Make Love Not Spam, but most are just unimaginative lameness that installed by default with sWindles.
by Downstrike December 1, 2004
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screensaver

A term used by newbs/noobs to describe an OS wallpaper
(at a school computer) Billy! DON'T change the screensaver!!
by pmarriott May 22, 2008
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Screensaver

When your having sex with a girl, and you fuck her so hard that she blacks out after.
Dude, I gave that chick a screensaver after an hour.
by The Real Poojay February 24, 2010
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screensaver

A pejorative term to describe someone who offers little or no social interaction in a social situation (i.e is boring).

The term implies its subject is simular to a static computer, which reverts to a screensaver through innactivity.
"Shall we bother inviting Ed?"

"Nah man, he's a screensaver"
by Stu Dalziel April 1, 2008
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screensaver

A lonely person that spends their life stalking and preying on girls photos that he may find interesting this person tends to stay inside most of their life
The Screensaver went on instagram looking for pictures that he could pleasure himself with
by brandoncuhbeach July 23, 2016
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screensaver tripping

v. "Screensaver tripping" is the act of staring at your screensaver for hours on end, whether under the influence of mind-altering substances or not. Sometimes this is done as a substitute for *actual* tripping, although more often than not, it's the combination of the two that produces the wildest experience.
College Guy: Somebody call 911! Jay's been screensaver tripping again!
by loop zoop July 19, 2011
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Screensaver Sunrise

Expression coined by WRC-TV (Washington DC) meteorologist Tom Keirien to describe a sunrise so impeccably perfect that words are inadequate; the only tribute to do it justice would be to freeze-frame and fly the image into a computer to use as desktop artwork.

Use of the term "screensaver" might be considered inaccurate were the image to be used for the Desktop or as Wallpaper instead of as a screensaver. But in context the usage is acceptable, as everyone gets it.
Newshosts - What's the weather like, Tom?

Tom - Take a look at our City Camera at this screensaver sunrise.
by Professor Al September 21, 2009
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