Scraunched 

When something is downright disgraceful or unfortunate. Similar to fucked-up

Ty: I had this super bongo outfit on and that skank had to pour her drink on me out of nowhere
Syd: Sorry bro, that's scraunched

Scraunched by birdsarenothumans July 10, 2023

Knob-Scratched 

The act of getting a haircut (on the regular head)

I'm going down Split Ends to get my knob scratched.

Knob-Scratched by WS7 September 4, 2003

Scraunch 

A triple combo to include the words skank, slut, and raunchy. A sloppy, dirty, greasy haired, whore. Most commonly found at dive bars, and street corners. If you see a scraunch they will most likely be smoking a generic brand 100 cigarette, drinking cheap booze or a blush wine, and hanging on whatever blue collar scab she can find that is willing to buy her drinks. The character traits of a scraunch usually include (but are not limited to) excessive swearing, lying about social status, and physical confrontations. If you run into a scraunch at your local watering hole do not buy her anything, regardless of your level of drunkenness.

That Laurel chick in Woodbury has run through our whole damn crew..... What a fuckin' scraunch.

Scraunch by Big D$ August 20, 2008

scrunched 

When you feel upset, angry, or confused af.

Friend 1: Man, that teacher makes me feel scrunched
Friend 2: Dude me too

scrunched by jordynday_ November 23, 2016

Strategically Scratched 

when getting to a good part in a movie on dvd, the scene stops and flickers, untill you must fast forward to a bad part.

Spencer: Wow this movie sucks

Will: Dam I know every good scene cant be read by the dvd player

Thomas: This dvd is "Strategically Scratched" I hate blockbuster

Strategically Scratched by DJ SpinGood September 7, 2010

Muffin Scruncher 

To be a total jerk, someone who doesn't appreciate muffins.
Pronounce (muh-fin scroon-sher)

Hey Morven, don't you think Shelley is a bit of a muffin scruncher?

Morven: I know right, it's a total OUTRAGE.

Muffin Scruncher by FluffyRabbitSticks October 6, 2011

scratched off 

(Verb) To move away from a physical location or situation.

Clyde didn't like the way the conversation was headed, so he scratched off.

scratched off by ezwages August 12, 2006