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Scraunched

When something is downright disgraceful or unfortunate. Similar to fucked-up
Ty: I had this super bongo outfit on and that skank had to pour her drink on me out of nowhere
Syd: Sorry bro, that's scraunched
by birdsarenothumans July 10, 2023
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Knob-Scratched

The act of getting a haircut (on the regular head)
I'm going down Split Ends to get my knob scratched.
by WS7 September 4, 2003
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Scraunch

A triple combo to include the words skank, slut, and raunchy. A sloppy, dirty, greasy haired, whore. Most commonly found at dive bars, and street corners. If you see a scraunch they will most likely be smoking a generic brand 100 cigarette, drinking cheap booze or a blush wine, and hanging on whatever blue collar scab she can find that is willing to buy her drinks. The character traits of a scraunch usually include (but are not limited to) excessive swearing, lying about social status, and physical confrontations. If you run into a scraunch at your local watering hole do not buy her anything, regardless of your level of drunkenness.
That Laurel chick in Woodbury has run through our whole damn crew..... What a fuckin' scraunch.
by Big D$ August 20, 2008
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scrunched

When you feel upset, angry, or confused af.
Friend 1: Man, that teacher makes me feel scrunched
Friend 2: Dude me too
by jordynday_ November 23, 2016
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Strategically Scratched

when getting to a good part in a movie on dvd, the scene stops and flickers, untill you must fast forward to a bad part.
Spencer: Wow this movie sucks

Will: Dam I know every good scene cant be read by the dvd player

Thomas: This dvd is "Strategically Scratched" I hate blockbuster
by DJ SpinGood September 7, 2010
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Muffin Scruncher

To be a total jerk, someone who doesn't appreciate muffins.
Pronounce (muh-fin scroon-sher)
Hey Morven, don't you think Shelley is a bit of a muffin scruncher?

Morven: I know right, it's a total OUTRAGE.
by FluffyRabbitSticks October 6, 2011
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scratched off

(Verb) To move away from a physical location or situation.
Clyde didn't like the way the conversation was headed, so he scratched off.
by ezwages August 12, 2006
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