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Scraunch

A triple combo to include the words skank, slut, and raunchy. A sloppy, dirty, greasy haired, whore. Most commonly found at dive bars, and street corners. If you see a scraunch they will most likely be smoking a generic brand 100 cigarette, drinking cheap booze or a blush wine, and hanging on whatever blue collar scab she can find that is willing to buy her drinks. The character traits of a scraunch usually include (but are not limited to) excessive swearing, lying about social status, and physical confrontations. If you run into a scraunch at your local watering hole do not buy her anything, regardless of your level of drunkenness.
That Laurel chick in Woodbury has run through our whole damn crew..... What a fuckin' scraunch.
by Big D$ August 20, 2008
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Scraunch

When an orbital rocket flight is scrubbed just before launch time.
"I traveled halfway around the world to watch Artemis I take flight, but was insulted with 2 scraunches instead."
by RocketInMyPocket September 5, 2022
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Scraunch Monkey

A Scraunch Monkey is a hood rat ho who suddenly attempts to infiltrate your friend group with the intentions of finding weed.
Person 1 : “Hey man, you see that Scraunch Monkey over there?”

Person 2 : “Yeah, lets go tie her up and skin her alive with her grandmother’s AIDS ridden teeth while jacking off into a duck’s face!”

Person 1 : “You’re dark man. The divorce really changed you.”

Person 2 : *Blows brains out.*
by TheJewSlayer69 June 2, 2019
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Scrunchles

A group of 26 scrunchies .
I’m going to get you a bunchle of scrunchles for your birthday!
by Scrunchle owner November 26, 2019
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Scranch

A word to describe a delicious most scrumptious meal prepared fresh while under the influence of marijuana.
That meal was so scranch I almost creamed myself.
by Danwan3 May 8, 2019
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scrunch neck

A hot black guy who's tall and stylish but has a super scrunchy neck. He is perfect for girls with 9 chins. Everyone wants to touch his neck cause it's so squishy! Scrunch neck is a very loveable guy.
by thegirlwithsixchins January 25, 2017
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