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Scraunch 

A triple combo to include the words skank, slut, and raunchy. A sloppy, dirty, greasy haired, whore. Most commonly found at dive bars, and street corners. If you see a scraunch they will most likely be smoking a generic brand 100 cigarette, drinking cheap booze or a blush wine, and hanging on whatever blue collar scab she can find that is willing to buy her drinks. The character traits of a scraunch usually include (but are not limited to) excessive swearing, lying about social status, and physical confrontations. If you run into a scraunch at your local watering hole do not buy her anything, regardless of your level of drunkenness.
That Laurel chick in Woodbury has run through our whole damn crew..... What a fuckin' scraunch.
Scraunch by Big D$ August 20, 2008
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Scraunch 

When an orbital rocket flight is scrubbed just before launch time.
"I traveled halfway around the world to watch Artemis I take flight, but was insulted with 2 scraunches instead."
Scraunch by RocketInMyPocket September 5, 2022

Scraunch Monkey 

A Scraunch Monkey is a hood rat ho who suddenly attempts to infiltrate your friend group with the intentions of finding weed.
Person 1 : “Hey man, you see that Scraunch Monkey over there?”

Person 2 : “Yeah, lets go tie her up and skin her alive with her grandmother’s AIDS ridden teeth while jacking off into a duck’s face!”

Person 1 : “You’re dark man. The divorce really changed you.”

Person 2 : *Blows brains out.*

Scrunchles

I’m going to get you a bunchle of scrunchles for your birthday!
Scrunchles by Scrunchle owner November 26, 2019
A word to describe a delicious most scrumptious meal prepared fresh while under the influence of marijuana.
That meal was so scranch I almost creamed myself.
Scranch by Danwan3 May 8, 2019

scrunch neck 

A hot black guy who's tall and stylish but has a super scrunchy neck. He is perfect for girls with 9 chins. Everyone wants to touch his neck cause it's so squishy! Scrunch neck is a very loveable guy.
scrunch neck by thegirlwithsixchins January 25, 2017

National give your boyfriend your scrunchie day 

It’s is on September 19
It is national give your boyfriend your scrunchie day
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