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Scranton Sausage Grinder 

Taking a dump in shower and pushing it through the drain screen with one's foot.
I couldn't make it to the shitter in time, so I decided a Scranton Sausage Grinder was my best bet.

Scranton Tuxedo 

Khaki pants and blue blazer over either a light blue or white dress shirt. Most commonly offset with a red or yellow tie.
You could easily tell we were in Scranton by the plethora of Scranton Tuxedos around the court house.
Scranton Tuxedo by NEPA Native April 2, 2011

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)
Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

scranton 

Michael: “Scranton.”
Dwight: “What?”

Michael: “THE ELECTRIC CITY!!!!!”
scranton by Hannah Derosa February 24, 2018

Scranton Bagel 

(idiom) An act of sexual fetishism, in which a couple is engaged in anal intercourse using cream cheese for lubrication.
Dominic recommended that we try the Scranton Bagel tonight!
Scranton Bagel by Rad-a September 22, 2006

Scranton rally cap 

Getting head, blowing load across her forehead, then giving her a reverse Roman soldier and ass hat; while both chanting exuberantly, "Rally! Rally!"
My team was losing in the bottom of the 8th, so I took my girlfriend in the back room and gave her a Scranton rally cap.
Scranton rally cap by poonmoney April 11, 2009