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Scranch Scranch

The sound that a plastic bag makes when it is compressed together with any force.
Dude, would you quit that scranch scranch bullshit with the that Publix bag. I'm trying to hear the movie.
by xDocRangerx June 29, 2012
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Scranch

A word to describe a delicious most scrumptious meal prepared fresh while under the influence of marijuana.
That meal was so scranch I almost creamed myself.
by Danwan3 May 8, 2019
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scranch

A scranch refers to a small piece of leftover weed after a grinding and creating the fat J.

You can save it for later and collect more scranches over time in order to create a scranch joint.
''Yo, save up the scranches, brov''
by Classy_Biscuit December 18, 2016
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Scranch

Verb: Used to describe eating freshly prepared food while under the influence of marijuana.

Noun: Great tasting food that’s is eaten while under the influence of marijuana.
Verb: Let’s go scranch some food.

Noun: Wanna go get some scranch?
by getdafuqouttahere June 3, 2019
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dum shit my friends say.

usually said in a singing voice.
Person 1: yo my grandma died
Person 2: kitty kitty scratch scratch¬
Person 1: thanks, im alot better now
by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 2, 2023
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Scratch the Russian

... and underneath you'll find the second-rate Genghis Khan. This tradition involves violence, cruelty, and lying from the Mongols. Such a state will inevitably become thoroughly corrupt, violent, paranoid, technologically and socially backward, but the Russkies don’t care 'cause they have lived all their lives in authoritarian shithole, i. e. those ignorant tools simply cannot even think of any other model of government.

If Joseph Goebbels were alive, he would be jealous of how well vatniks are saturated with propaganda and the majority of them are jingoistic Putin followers. Sure, anyone can listen to this Führer and his Reichsminister of Foreign Affairs, Sergey Lavrov's statements as long as you keep in mind that 90% are lies and 10% exaggerations - perhaps they all live in a parallel universe as sovoks did in Soviet times.

Putinstan's attack on Ukraine has shown that the war has been proven to be a clusterfuck, they have failed on many levels. Vladolf Putler's dream is to restore that shithole to true superpower, the dream might come true when he is at a respectable age of 120.

A watched pot never boils, therefore Putler's military has adopted once again the good old Mongol tactics; massacres of civilians, tortures and rapes. Like their Asiatic ancestors, they are destroying all infrastructure such as water supply, granaries, hospitals etc. etc., and schools especially if there happen to be children, those future Nazis are a potential threat to Putinstan.
Scratch the Russian and underneath you'll find the second-rate Genghis Khan - more than 250 years enslavered by Mongols has its effects.
by O. W. Tongueincheek May 9, 2022
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sac scratch fever

The constant scratching of, and picking at, your ballsac due to discomfort, nerves or both.
These damn suit pants always give me sac scratch fever! Fuck, I have no shot at sitting through this interview without scratching and shuffling my ballbag.
by sciflyer.25 June 8, 2014
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