by Cowboynick September 8, 2019
Get the Scovel mug.The "If you hurt him/her I will break you" talk given as a warning to a romantic partner from a concerned party, usually family or a close friend.
Father of the bride: "I have a shovel and 30 acres of land. If you hurt a hair on her head, no one will ever find your body."
Groom: "You don't need to give me a Shovel Talk, sir. I would rather die than hurt her."
Groom: "You don't need to give me a Shovel Talk, sir. I would rather die than hurt her."
by Ifer April 9, 2013
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When a chick let's a load drip out on her cupped palm and then shoves it back in any of her 3 holes.
by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020
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To royally and completely fuck something up
Origin: Culver City, CA mobile game publisher whose incompetence has led members of their game community to use their name as a derogatory adjective
To royally and completely fuck something up
Origin: Culver City, CA mobile game publisher whose incompetence has led members of their game community to use their name as a derogatory adjective
Well, you sure pulled a Scopely on your last assignment.
Be sure to double check your work. The last thing you need before your review is another Scopely.
Be sure to double check your work. The last thing you need before your review is another Scopely.
by IQ2 noob February 16, 2019
Get the Scopely mug.A global community of shovel enthusiasts that enjoy digging up dirty beats, bonsai farming, plowing snow, building tiny sand castles, and anything else you can do with a shovel. Known for a life style of large chains and tiny shovels. Shovels up, hoes down.
by theshovelgang March 8, 2019
Get the Shovel Gang mug.The Strange Duped Shovel (SBD for short) is a strange quality stock shovel gained through a duplication glitch within the game Team Fortress 2. This has become an inside joke among the community thanks to a video by Soundsmith called “TF2 The Legend of the Duped Shovel.”
by Genevis September 3, 2020
Get the Strange Duped Shovel mug.The act of forcing lemons up one’s asshole for the sheer joy of it, and squeezing the lemon cum out in the process, as this makes for great lube.
Person 1: Bro I fell asleep with my vibrator in my ass overnight and it was so nasty in the morning!
Person 2: Honestly you deserve it. You could have just been lemon shoveling - it feels amazing and there’s no way you’ll forget you have lemons in your asshole.
Person 2: Honestly you deserve it. You could have just been lemon shoveling - it feels amazing and there’s no way you’ll forget you have lemons in your asshole.
by Thicc Yeet October 28, 2019
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