shovelfuck

when you sleep with a shovel face.

Man you got shovelfucked by Jamie!!!!

by tumme April 21, 2008

shovelfuck

To mess someone up with a shovel.

Often used by males, in a derogatory sexual context, where one would prefer to fuck the girl with a shovel as opposed to engage in sexual intercourse.

Andy: Oh man... check her out! You gotta hit that!
Jacob: Oh god. Someone needs to shovelfuck her good.

by Gabe Swinton January 6, 2009

shovelfuck

To mess someone up with a shovel.

Often used by males, in a derogatory sexual context, where one would prefer to fuck the girl with a shovel as opposed to engage in sexual intercourse.

Andy: Oh man... check her out! You gotta hit that!
Jacob: Oh god. Someone needs to shovelfuck her good.

by Gabe Swinton January 7, 2009

Shoefucker

The urge to fuck someone so bad you would fuck anything pertaining to them, including their shoe.

I am so hot for him, I would willingly become a shoefucker.

by spunkynms May 29, 2009

shövenpucker

Shoving super sour candy balls up the anus.

Shövenpucker gives a rush like drugs and alcohol can’t.

by swanhandler220 November 25, 2017

shovelface

when someone has the facial appearance of having been hit, full-force in the face by a shovel, therby making them a "shovelface" the person then has a very flat face, normally they are hideously ugly.

"ugh! she has a bitch of a shovelface!"

by jonobello February 7, 2006

Shoveltusk

Shoveltusk, annoying, well known troll, often trolling in trade chat. Well known in World of Warcraft on the Draenor server for being the leader of the 900+ member guild, ruining For the Horde raids run by Bonbloc, and controlling a large part of the Horde auction house. Has trolled thousands.

I hate Shoveltusk.
Shoveltusk has been in trade for hours.
Shoveltusk is on 24/7!

by Jph82 June 15, 2011