Scott Patterson 

Played "Luke" on the hit WB show "Gilmore Girls". He was the grumpy diner owner in the town of Stars Hallow. Also, Lorelai's (Lauren Graham's) love interest/soulmate. Scott is currently starring on the CW comedy, "Aliens in America" and has guest-starred on many series, including "Seinfeld, where he was deemed "sponge-worthy" by Elaine. Recently, Scott was seen on the big screen in Saw 4, and is currently shooting Saw 5.

Scott Patterson/Luke quote from "Gilmore Girls":

Lorelai: How does Charlie Rose screw up your REM sleep?

Luke: Because he's always got some guy on pushing a book about how everything's all going to hell, or they're going to pass a law, how everyone with a nose ring is going to get shipped off to China. Suddenly you're depressed, thinking we're all going to die and don't drink the water, there's anthrax in my bagel - and bam, there goes your REM sleep.

Lorelai: Or Mel Brooks is on, and he is so funny, and you think, "What a wonderful world we live in, that there's a Mel Brooks to go to sleep to."

Luke: Mel Brooks is never on Charlie Rose, and when he is on he's talking about Nazis, and then you go to sleep and you dream about Nazis and they all look like Nathan Lane, and you're creeped out for days.

Scott Patterson by Kristen =] April 10, 2008

scott peterson 

A guy who's wife disappeared. Later, she mysteriously turns up in the bay exactly where he was at the time of her disappearance. When they find her body, he's picked up near the border of Mexico with survival equipment, a bunch of cash, and Viagra.

Scott Peterson obviously was responsible for his wife's death. Don't be stupid.

scott peterson by The Truth April 1, 2005

Scott Peterson 

(v) to commit homicide on a woman that you have impregnated. Whereby the unborn child and mother are both killed.

Man, if my baby momma doesn't start being nice to me I'm gonna Scott Peterson that broad.

Scott Peterson by Hollandmania July 21, 2005

Scott Peterson 

Yet another thing to yell during Halo 2. When someone gets a double kill they're supposed to yell "Scott Peterson, double kill" because we all know that Scott Peterson killed his wife and unborn child. It can Also be used when betraying 2 team members.

I was crouching around the corner and 2 n00bs ran by... SCOTT PETERSON, DOUBLE KILL!

Scott Peterson by Anthony PasaWHA! April 9, 2006

Scott Peterson 

Narcissist, murderer and sociopath.

That guy seems like a possible Scott Peterson.

Scott Peterson by Stella Lafayette December 3, 2004

scott peterson 

Proof that justice and money are synonymous in this capitalistic society.

Man, I can't kill her, I ain't got O.J. money, I got Scott Peterson money- do it yourself!

scott peterson by Demetric July 7, 2005

Scott Peterson 

fucking dick who murdered his wife and unborn child because he was secretly a fag

dude 1: did you hear about Scott Peterson?
dude 2: yeah, what a fucking dick!

Scott Peterson by puss eater July 26, 2009