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The act of being scared and horny all at the same time.
I was humping my sidepiece vigilantly when my wife pulled in the driveway. I was so scorney I began to seek the feeling of getting caught.
Scorney by WhiteApache August 10, 2023
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The emotion of being scared and horny at the same time.
"That X-Files episode had me so scorny I had to jerk off with the lights on before I went to bed"
Scorny by ProzakNathan October 11, 2014
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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

The act of making a woman so furious that nothing will satisfy them but destruction of the object or person they loathe.
Dan: Man, my ex-girlfriend is crazy! She keyed my car!

Sam: Well, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

a woman scorned 

A woman rejected in love can be very angry and dangerous. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. There is nothing as unpleasant as a woman who has been offended or whose love has not been returned.
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"
a woman scorned by Kerzell January 28, 2014
The roll call of the Pershing Rifles.

As with other fraternities and societies, the definition is unknown to non-initiates.
Everyday Use:
- What up, frat?
- SCOONEY!

Party Use:
- Damn, she's got a fat ass.
- S-C-O...!
- O-N-E-Y...!
Scooney by Been2America March 17, 2010
Scotney. Is a castle . In a place I can't remember.

Definition 2, a "Scotney" is defined by many a thing, including but not limited to ...

Dancing , a Scotney is a very good dancer.

Eating. If there is one thing Scotney can do better than dance, it's eating. What ever yummies you can offer, a Scotney will chom. (Spicy and skittles are key)

Gaming. A Scotney loves to game. Often a cute little hermit a Scotney spends many a evening/day/night etc gaming.

Cooking. A scotney may brag about cooking but not many have had the privilege of this skill.

All scotney have bottoms , most are deadly . The deadliest are named 'auschie ' this is because a scotney will (at times) completely destroy a room with its noxious gases .
Omg, that guy I know is such a scotney !

Dude, could you be any more scotney?

Argh! Why can't you be more scotney!?!

Ha! You did a scotney.
Scotney by Rowan krawler. February 9, 2019

the sconey 

The Sconey is my awesome sister who sometimes goes postal on people. She also possesses superhuman strength
"The Sconey swung her mighty fists at the evil witch knocking her to the ground then did her "Sconey" war cry
the sconey by Dr linguist June 9, 2014
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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