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Scotney. Is a castle . In a place I can't remember.

Definition 2, a "Scotney" is defined by many a thing, including but not limited to ...

Dancing , a Scotney is a very good dancer.

Eating. If there is one thing Scotney can do better than dance, it's eating. What ever yummies you can offer, a Scotney will chom. (Spicy and skittles are key)

Gaming. A Scotney loves to game. Often a cute little hermit a Scotney spends many a evening/day/night etc gaming.

Cooking. A scotney may brag about cooking but not many have had the privilege of this skill.

All scotney have bottoms , most are deadly . The deadliest are named 'auschie ' this is because a scotney will (at times) completely destroy a room with its noxious gases .
Omg, that guy I know is such a scotney !

Dude, could you be any more scotney?

Argh! Why can't you be more scotney!?!

Ha! You did a scotney.
Scotney by Rowan krawler. February 9, 2019
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The roll call of the Pershing Rifles.

As with other fraternities and societies, the definition is unknown to non-initiates.
Everyday Use:
- What up, frat?
- SCOONEY!

Party Use:
- Damn, she's got a fat ass.
- S-C-O...!
- O-N-E-Y...!
Scooney by Been2America March 17, 2010
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the sconey 

The Sconey is my awesome sister who sometimes goes postal on people. She also possesses superhuman strength
"The Sconey swung her mighty fists at the evil witch knocking her to the ground then did her "Sconey" war cry
the sconey by Dr linguist June 9, 2014
noun Vulgar.
1.
complete dickwad, arsehole, arrogant prick.
2.
Slang.
a. a stupid, mean, or ignorant person. Someone who is not as pro as they think they are.
b. the worst part of a place or thing. Usually in relation to Interwebz stuff like making sites and graphics.

adjective
3.
Slang. stupid, failure, noob, gayness or douchebaggery.
Have you ever seen a site so scoteyed?

You cannot even start your computer, are you a complete scoteye or something?

Look do not make me be a scoteye and call the cops on you!!!

Someone hacked my account, I feel like such a scoteye for using abc123 as the password.
scoteye by notscoteye April 19, 2013

scottney 

Usually given as a nickname, a scottney is someone who is given fellatio from an older woman.
Jimmy recieved a blo-job off an older woman, his new nickname is scottney
scottney by Poppy Miller April 28, 2006

Scooney hole 

You could park an suv in Amy's scooney hole cause it's so loose
Scooney hole by Boot in the hoof March 12, 2017

scottney 

A straight up whore, but pretty and likes to party.

But doesn't get along with other females most of her friends are males.
Girl: wow scottneys a whore.

Guy: actually scottney is pretty awesome!
scottney by loverlovedumb November 29, 2011
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fache-couture 

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Usage:
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