sconey

a sconey comes from scone (australia/new south wales/upper hunter region).now there are 3 types of sconeys.
1. the most common sconey seen around the upper hunter region would be a horse loving cow fucking animal lets live on the land and be gay person who wears flannos tight jeans cowboy hats and the biggest belt buck they could find/make.
2. Then there are the types of sconeys who might have 2 acres of land 2 chickens and a 10 year old cattle dog that just sits and does nothing. Now they think there like a sconey person and dresses like a sconey acts like a sconey but lacks the 1 thing a sconey needs and thats a farm with livestock.
3. Then theres the metro sconies who live on a farm or in scone and are given a bad name by these agricultural sconies when they arn't interested in cows or horses they just like football computers and other city junk.

3 way sconey conversation.
Sconey #2" oi eddy can i come to your farm and help ya round with the sheep cause it only takes 2 seconds to feed my chickens.
Sconey #1 "yer sure edgar, do you want to come shaun"
Sconey #3 "no fuck you i get enough of that at home i wanna go see a movie"

by james barnett July 29, 2008

the sconey

The Sconey is my awesome sister who sometimes goes postal on people. She also possesses superhuman strength

"The Sconey swung her mighty fists at the evil witch knocking her to the ground then did her "Sconey" war cry

by Dr linguist June 9, 2014

Stoney Vibes

are the emotional signals of being kinda STONED a person gives out to those around them with their body language and social interactions. 🔥 STONEY VIBES MAN 💨✌️

🔥 Dr.Dre The Chronic and The Chronic 2001 have a Stoney Vibes feel to it!
🔥 I love the Stoney Vibes feel when I walk into a dispensary.

by ClassicRonnie June 3, 2019

Stoney Vibes Man

A saying meaning that I’m kinda STONED at the moment and want to pass the MELLOW STONEY VIBES on man..✌️
🔥 Stoney Vibes Man🔥

As you pass a JOINT BONG PIPE VAPE PEN whatever else your using to consume your CANNABIS you say Stoney Vibes Man!

(After a good smoking sesh)
I’m gonna head out! Stoney Vibes Man!

(Running into another stoner)
What’s up? Stoney Vibes Man!

(Post on social media anything STONER related)
🔥 Stoney Vibes Man 🔥

by ClassicRonnie February 17, 2019

Stoney Love

it’s an experience and expression while being kinda STONED from consuming
CANNABIS that everyone can understand, regardless of who they are, what language they speak or where they live in the universe man..
🔥Stoney LOVE Man💨

🔥 After toking a couple bowls I felt like spreading positive STONEY LOVE Peace Man.
🔥 Stoney Love and Dank Vibes

by ClassicRonnie June 13, 2019

peach scone

A person you may love and see a future with that could never happen because they may have either rejected you or be in a current relationship that halts the pursuit of each other. The person you love, the peach scone, normally would have no idea your love and may be mislead to think it as sincerity and kind gestures

Dude, that girl is so pretty, and kind, and we are just so connected. But she’s engaged to Adam. I guess she’ll be my peach scone forever

by Cornchips May 26, 2018

Stoney Jones

Hitting a spectacular golf shot from a considerable distance away. A combination of knocking one "stone dead". And paying tribute to legendary golfer Bobby Jones.

When John hit that 3 iron in from 210 yards out for double eagle, we all yelled," Stoney Jones!". And drank a shot.

by jdub31979 January 11, 2012