Scooty Puff 

A motorized shopping cart commonly found in establishments such as Wallmart. Scooty Puffs are feats of engineering as, despite their small size, they are able to support and mobilize even the largest of Hamplanets.

All of the scooty puffs at the store were in use by hamplanets, so grandma had to wait for me in the car.

Scooty Puff by HonorMuhBeetus May 21, 2015

Scooty-Puff 

Real weak, frail, not durable, bitch ass dude or ride. Also known as the SP

Aye man, them 13 inch rims on a truck in the snow... that's some scooty-puff ass shit

Scooty-Puff by J.J.EVANS November 9, 2020

Scooty Puff Jr.

Fry's defective getaway vehicle from the infosphere and the giant brains. It was given to him by Nibbler. There is also Scooty Puff Sr. "The Doombringer"

Outrun the blast on your Scooty Puff Jr.

Scooty Puff Jr. by letithappen88 August 31, 2016

scootypuff 

When a disability scooter has the unfortunate fate of bearing the weight of a whale and, over prolong hours of torture, begins to break down, thus causing the poor machine to emit sounds such as puff puff.

Fat chick : I need a new scooter because of knee condishuns!
Employee : Looks like another case of scootypuff!
Fat Chick : DIRTY SEXIST MEN! I HAVE CONDISHUNS!

scootypuff by Minjo May 17, 2015

Spootypuff

Spootypuff is member number 200k on the popular subaru fan site, Nasioc. The origins of his display name are an enigma, that will never be figured out. He currently resides on a forum on his own personal website, Spootypuff.com.

What is a Spootypuff, anyways? :huh:

Spootypuff by ALDTD August 11, 2009

skootypuff 

to be...awsome; killer; sick; nasty; cool; amazing; outstanding.

Damn that is sooo skootypuff

skootypuff by Eri-Eri March 31, 2009

skootypuffsr

1. when you put sperm in a bucket and then pour it over a hamburger. Then pretend its mayo and eat it or give it someone else to eat it.

2. a person that likes the booty

3. a person who play Call of duty

Am going to do a skootypuffsr today.

I am skootypuffsr

skootypuffsr by DaSalesMan May 25, 2014