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When a dog sits and pulls itself around with its front legs in an effort to scratch an itchy butt hole. It's an act that is often unexpected and hilarious (if it's not on your rug.)
Nancy - "Do you like our new carpet?"
Thomas - "You're so brave to install white carp-HAHA, Muffin is totally scooting by the chair!"
Nancy - "MUFFIN! NOO!"
Scooting by Douglas Bubbletrousers September 26, 2008

frisbee-scooting 

A person's or group's attempt to move closer to your group because a certain level of attraction is there.(In most cases it happens on a beach)
When a group of guys toss their frisbee in the direction of a group of hot girls on purpose to get their attention.

A group of my girls were at the beach and some guys were frisbee-scooting their way over to talk to us!
The act of jerking off while dragging your naked ass across the floor like a dog.
That awkward moment when your wife catches you scooting
Scooting by Godzx September 6, 2013
What we call a reddit commie deserter does after he went to join the foreign legion of Ukraine and found out that he was going to the front lines with a stick to fight.
MAN, fuck this shit they are putting us on the front line, 90% of our legion unit got taken out by machine gun fire from the Russians, this LARP is OVA, I am scooting out on a bus to Poland NOW!

He sure did some major scooting after his trans spirit bi gendered friend got zir head blown off! That will show them! He is now covered in zir blood, oh wait he is scooting all the way to Poland!
SCOOTING by Wise White Man March 17, 2022
Scooting around the city on my scooter is the easiest way to get around.
scooting by repeaz February 8, 2009

scrotangulus 

A long, or Ingrown hair on a male scrotum. Can be singular or plural.
Wowie Cazowie, You have quite the scrotangulus scrotum you got there!
Ah dude! I got a scrotangulus on my scrote!
scrotangulus by Sheeny_Weeney June 13, 2018