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When a dog sits and pulls itself around with its front legs in an effort to scratch an itchy butt hole. It's an act that is often unexpected and hilarious (if it's not on your rug.)
Nancy - "Do you like our new carpet?"
Thomas - "You're so brave to install white carp-HAHA, Muffin is totally scooting by the chair!"
Nancy - "MUFFIN! NOO!"
by Douglas Bubbletrousers August 01, 2008
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The act of jerking off while dragging your naked ass across the floor like a dog.
by Godzx August 06, 2013
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1. moving over to make room for a loved one while laying down and they are not there
2. wanting to be held or hold someone
awww SCOOTER SCOOTER SCOOTER
by Rigby December 30, 2004
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the ultimate form of shitting on someone
Directions:
1.beast someones face
2.take of all articles of clothing
3.loosen your bowels
4.slide your ass crack with perfect timing across the face
5.scoot until finisched
6.and enjoy =)
scooting-i beasted that mutha fucka into the curb n then scooted on his face!
by Big Elly July 13, 2008
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Accelerating in a powerband in a short amount of time. For example driving down the road at 35-40 MPH then getting up to 60-65 within seconds. Usually happens in forced induction vehicles when achieving boost in a steep or laggy powercurve..

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by closed24x7 February 13, 2010
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