Scooting

When a dog sits and pulls itself around with its front legs in an effort to scratch an itchy butt hole. It's an act that is often unexpected and hilarious (if it's not on your rug.)
Nancy - "Do you like our new carpet?"
Thomas - "You're so brave to install white carp-HAHA, Muffin is totally scooting by the chair!"
Nancy - "MUFFIN! NOO!"
by Douglas Bubbletrousers August 01, 2008
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Scooting

The act of jerking off while dragging your naked ass across the floor like a dog.
by Godzx August 06, 2013
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Scooting

the ultimate form of shitting on someone
Directions:
1.beast someones face
2.take of all articles of clothing
3.loosen your bowels
4.slide your ass crack with perfect timing across the face
5.scoot until finisched
6.and enjoy =)
scooting-i beasted that mutha fucka into the curb n then scooted on his face!
by Big Elly July 14, 2008
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Scooting

Accelerating in a powerband in a short amount of time. For example driving down the road at 35-40 MPH then getting up to 60-65 within seconds. Usually happens in forced induction vehicles when achieving boost in a steep or laggy powercurve..

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by closed24x7 February 14, 2010
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Scoot scoot!

interjection: An expression of excitement often displayed by Indian males at large convocations in agreement with previously expressed excitement.
There's BEER!!!!!
Fuck yeah!!
Scoot scoot!
What?
by what'supPLAYa? September 01, 2010
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The scoots

“Have you heard, Susan has the scoots
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scoot

1. To move over in order to create space

2. To exit with particular haste
1. Scoot over dude! I need to sit down.

2. That bitch showed up at the party and I scooted out of there faster than you can say "Tab Benoit"
by DudeoftheDay March 13, 2005
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